Arent They Just The Cutest Couple

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Oh boy I started working on short bios for my monster au since it’s spooky month! I feel like I probably should have started working on these sooner but I was just lazy. Anyway, for a bit more detail, check the read more

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Stan the knight who? Mid.

Craig the thief. Our beloved. Get out if you dislike him ughh 🙄 /nsrs

Hi! Could you maybe do Craig, Stan, and Clyde asking you to be their Valentine?

[Craig Tucker]

• He knew he wanted you to be his valentine but he didn’t know how to ask

• He also didn’t wanna risk getting rejected and he thought maybe if he was really nonchalant about the whole thing then if you did reject him that it “wasn’t a big deal”

• Your house was in the same direction as his so it was very common for you guys to walk together after school

“Hey uh (Y/n)? It kinda sucks being some of the only kids without a valentine right..?” he rose a hand to scratch the back of his neck nervously

“I don’t really care either way.” You laughed and your words kinda punched him in the gut

• Did you have no interest in him being your valentine???

• He still tried to shoot his shot though

“So like.. I mean- if you don’t have anyone we could just say we’re each other’s valentine’s so we’re not alone.?” He looked at you through the corner of his eye, trying to look at your expression without looking at you

“Sure.”

• The rest of the day you guys mostly hung out like normal because tbh he was a bit scared you didn’t really see him as a date and didn’t wanna push his luck

• Until you suggest buying those pair cringy heart necklaces that stick together

• He never has and never will take it off

• Most of the stuff you guys did was cringy couple shit as a “joke”

• Like sharing pasta together and almost kissing

• he had to fake going to the bathroom to calm himself down 💀

• After he didn’t ask for another date or anything special because he was still unsure if you really did like him but he did feel a lot closer and more comfortable around you

[Stan Marsh]

• He practiced weeks before Valentines, it’s something he’s been thinking about for a while

• Problem is, he was already having trouble talking to a picture of you

• There’s no way he could’ve asked you in person

• Just asking a picture of you made him throw up

• So he decided to text you so at least you wouldn’t see him freaking out

S: hey (y/n)

Y: what’s up?

S: I was wondering if you’d wanna be my valentine?

• It took him so long to hit the send button and when he did he tossed his phone and ran to the bathroom to puke

• When he came back he saw 2 new messages and he opened his phone bracing for the worst

Y: yeah that’d be great lol

Pick me up at 5:00

• He threw up again

• He really hated weed but this time he thanked it with all his heart, he knew that people took it to calm down and relax and he was so worried about puking on you he thought smoking a bit would help

• obviously his dad was more than fine giving him a blunt

• He wasn’t high to the point of acting like a moron, just enough to keep him calm

• The day was pretty fun, he bought all the sweets you wanted and bought you a cute bunny stuffed animal and then you guys hung out in the park for a bit and watched the stars

• The weed was definitely wearing off but it still gave him a bit of confidence

• He asked you out

• You said yes

• He threw up fr

[Clyde Donovan]

• He was pretty cocky about it on the outside but lowkey freaking out

• He knew you would say yes but would if you said no? He would literally cry

• He came up to you at your locker all confident

“Hey ;)”

“What do you want, Clyde?”

“Do you wanna be my valentine gorgeous?”

“How many other girls have you asked” you questioned suspiciously. You thought maybe he asked some other chicks and got rejected before coming to you

“No! No you’re the first one!”

“So you’re gonna ask some other girls after me?”

“No no no! The first and only one!” He panicked

“I’m just messing with you,” you laughed as he sighed.

“Sure. I’ll see you after school.” You ruffled his hair and headed off to class

• He touched his hair before fist pumping the air and yelling “SCORE!!”

• He definitely bragged to Craig, Jimmy, Tweek, and Tolkien

• And Craig told him numerous times, “Dude we do not give a fuck 😐”

• That didn’t ruin his day though, he planned out a bunch of cliche shit too

• While walking he stuck his arm out for you to hold on to, when you guys were watching a movie he pretended to yawn and wrap his arm around your shoulder, when it started to hey chilly he handed you his jacket

• He was pretty sweet and his confidence was kinda adorable, it wasn’t douchebag confidence

• After walking you home he asked if he could take you out on another date

“Hmm..”

His heart sunk and he was getting ready to cry if you said no but to his surprise,

“Yeah I’m down” you giggled

• He waited until you were in your house and the door was shut before he fist pumped the air and yelled “SCORE!!”

I think I like this one more than the first part lmao

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Genshin men when they’re horny

Part 2.

Masterlist.

Mondstadt Ver.

Characters; Kaeya, Diluc, Dainsleif, Venti, Albedo x Top!Male!Reader.

Warning; teasing, edging, dry humping, nipple play (kaeya). hair pulling -of course-, riding, size kink, praising (diluc). deepthroat, cumming untouched, semi-public (dainsleif). exhibitionism, public sex, degrading (venti). nipple play, rimming, feminization (albedo).

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Lover’s Oath | Xiao x Reader

Warnings: Food mention, Xiao proposes to you, Let me know if there are any others!!

Word Count: 1,055 words

Other Notes: Modern AU; Inspired by “Lover’s Oath”; Xiao might be a little OOC; GN! Reader; Very Self-Indulgent; Happy Holidays everyone!

You opened your eyes slowly, taking in the sunlight that streamed through your window. You turned to see your partner, Xiao, still sleeping. He looked so peaceful like that, you thought to yourself. You smiled to yourself, then noticed the snow falling from outside your apartment window.

“Xiao, wake up! It’s snowing outside! Look!” You excitedly (but gently) shook your lover awake.

Xiao groaned. “What is it, love?”

“It’s snowing!” You exclaimed, a grin adorning your face.

Xiao smiled softly at your excitement. “Alright, we’ll go outside after we eat breakfast.” He ruffled your hair.

The two of you got up and had a simple yet fulfilling breakfast, then the two of you got ready to go outside.

Snowflakes danced in the air, hitting the ground softly. You watched in amazement as they fell. Xiao kept his eyes locked on you. You looked so perfect standing there in the winter snow. He was so lucky to have someone as amazing as you in his life.

Soon his thoughts were interrupted by a thud against his back. He turned and saw you, holding a snowball that was aimed for him. You hid the snowball behind your back, smiling innocently.

The green-haired male smirked and picked up a snowball. He threw it, which hit you in the face.

You groaned. “How compact did you make that snowball? Because it hurt. Like, a lot.”

Xiao rushed over to you worriedly. “(Y/n), are you okay?”

You giggled. “Yeah, I’m fine! Don’t be so scared! Besides, it’s snow, so I’ll live. Just don’t kill me.” You joked.

“I- Just make sure to dodge next time, got it?”

“No promises!” You beamed.

Xiao kissed you on the forehead, a faint smile adorning his features. You then gave him a peck on the cheek, your smile still there.

“Do you wanna go get hot chocolate?” You asked. “Because I want hot chocolate.”

Xiao snickered. “You always want hot chocolate.”

“Of course I do! It’s the perfect winter drink! Plus, coffee is nasty. Well, it’s super bitter, even when you add a lot of creamer and sugar to it.”

“I don’t see what you’re talking about. Coffee is great.”

“But I’m better than coffee.” You joked.

Xiao blushed. “Of course you are.”

On the way to the cafe down the street, the two of you talked about random things. Soon, you had gotten there. Xiao opened the door for you.

“Thank you, my dear.” You walked into the cafe, Xiao not far behind you.

“Welcome! What can I get started for you today?”

“One hot chocolate with vanilla and caramel with whipped cream on top please!” You told the barista. “Xiao, what do you want?”

“Um… Just one coffee. Black roast, please.”

“Of course! Anything else?”

“Can I get a bagel and a chocolate cake pop?”

“I thought that you didn’t like ca-”

“It’s for you silly! I know you said you like them, so I thought I’d get you one!”

A light blush dusted Xiao’s cheeks. “Thanks.” He mumbled.

After you paid and got your items, the two of you wandered around town, admiring the scenery.

“It looks pretty outside today,” You remarked.

“It does,” Xiao replied. “But not as beautiful as you.” He grabbed your hand and led you to the center of town, past all the stores and houses.

You wondered where you were going, until you stopped by the large tree they put up in the center of town every December.

“Xiao, why are we here? I thought you didn’t like coming here.”

“(Y/n), we… We’ve been together since middle school, and I’m so glad you’ve been a part of my life since then. I love you, and I always will. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. When I see the future, I see you and me, together. So, will you, (Y/n) (L/n),” Xiao got down on one knee and pulled out a box. He opened the box, an engagement ring inside. “Will you marry me?”

Your eyes widened, tearing up. “Xiao, I… Yes! Of course I’ll marry you!”

Xiao grinned and got up, He put the ring on your finger and gave you a deep, loving kiss. People around you cheered for the two of you. You took off the ring and your glove, then put the ring on, then put your glove on. You then wrapped your arms around him and kissed him.

“I can’t wait to marry you.” You told him.

“I can’t wait either,” Xiao replied, smiling. “Now, let’s head home.”

The two of you walked home, hand in hand. It was now getting dark, and the two of you were getting tired. You walked into the house and stripped of your winter clothes.

“Xiao, do you wanna get a bath?” You asked. “I’m sure it’ll warm the two of us up.”

“Sure,” Xiao responded.

“Okay, I’ll be back!” You left the room.

Xiao plopped himself onto the couch and sighed. He was finally engaged to you. It was one of the happiest days of his life, and one he definitely wouldn’t forget. All he could imagine was you walking down the aisle, looking amazing. His thoughts were soon interrupted by the sound of your footsteps.

“Okay, the water is running! Did you wanna wear any specific clothing, or…?”

The amber-eyed male looked at you. “Anything is fine.” He responded.

“Okay then! If you wanna go to the bathroom, I have the heater on too!”

Xiao nodded.

“Okay, now I’m gonna go get us clothes. Love you!”

“Love you too.”

You walked off and got you and your fiance clothes. You grabbed him a t-shirt and PJ pants, and you took his System of A Down shirt. You went to the bathroom and knocked on the door.

“You can come in.”

You went into the bathroom. “I have returned!”

Xiao was already sitting in the bathtub, waiting for you. He gestured for you to come to join him.

You took off your clothes and got in the tub with him, sighing. He wrapped his arms around you.

After a while, the two of you got out and changed for bed. The two of you had cuddled against each other, keeping each other warm.

“I love you, Xiao.”

“I love you too, (Y/n).”

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word count: 0.6K content warnings: unhealthy relationship dynamics, torture, implied stalking, emetophobia, nsfw (dubcon, foot job, masochism, impact play (? kind of?), degradation)

characters included: childe

a/n: vent drabble i did the other day. i’ve been debating on and off whether to post it but i feel like it’s decent enough so eh. might delete this idk yet

heavy dubcon. both characters consent but neither of them are really in the proper headspace to consent.

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