My favorite HC is that Craig lends his chullo to Tweek whenever he gets anxious. I'm imagining both of them watching the news about what's happening in Ukraine and Russia. Flashback to that one episode, "Put it Down", Tweek went full on panic mode about the NK potential attack towards the US. This time he would also be feeling worried and keeps cursing that the american government shouldn't fcking intervene with the whole ordeal. Craig would nod along, agreeing that the whole situation is dumb and the russian president, he-who-shall-not-be-said-in-this-page, should calm the fck down. That being said, this IS how I think the scenario would go. The new episode is out today so we'll just see what it's all about.
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How would team Stan, Craig, and Tweek act when there horny in public? Please let me know if your uncomfy with this!
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Whiny as hell and he doesn’t shut up.
He tugs on your clothes and arms so much you'd just end up having to ignore him.
He’d try to find a way to sabotage your day out so the two of you could get home and deal with his little issue.
“Ohh I’m sick I think we should go home.”
“It’s getting late don’t you think we should get home?”
“I’m really pissed off, we should go back home.”
Any and all excuses he could come up with, he’d use.
Eventually Eric would get so fed up practically yell that you both needed to get back home.
If you declined, he’d go back to being whiny.
“But whyy? We should go home noww..”
He’s embarrassed and a little ashamed.
He won't say anything to you about it, he would just try and wait it out.
You’d be able to tell by his actions that somethings off.
He’s definitely more touchy, and distracted. His face would be flushed and he would be a bit scatterbrained.
“Kyle, is everything okay?”
“Huh? Oh uh- yea it’s fine, it’s fine.”
Kyle would just wait it out so you two could have some fun again without him feeling all hot and bothered.
If, however, you seemed to notice the issue it’d make him feel even worse.
So please just give him a handjob to make him feel better <3
He doesn’t hide it, no sir.
He touches you a lot more, keeps your body close to his, whispers in your ear.
Kenny doesn’t care that you’re all out with friends, or in public. It’s not like they’ll notice, he’s sneaky about it.
His goal is to get you as horny as he is.
His hands riding up your shirt, brushing his fingers against your thigh, pecking your neck with kisses. He can’t do enough to get you riled up.
“Let’s go to the bathroom, there’s something I wanna show you.”
“Kenny.. We’re with friends.”
He considers it a job well done if you either get embarrassed, or hot and bothered.
It would eventually get so much, you’d have to excuse yourself to the bathroom, with a proud Kenny following in suit.
Stan gets really distracted. He’ll stare at you, imagining dirty scenarios in his own head.
He feels a little guilty about it. Darn him and his stupid brain for feeling like this when you two are out in public.
It’s not too noticeable, you could just chock it up to him being a little tired.
Really he’s got all kinds of thing happening in his head. Stan really has a big imagination.
You down on your knees, begging for him in every way po-
“Hey Stan, you okay?”
Once he’s pulled out of his own head he’s a mess.
“Oh- Uhm yeah excuse me I just-”
He threw up.
He becomes restless and a little clingy.
A bit agitated too, and a little aggressive in a jealous sort of way. He doesn’t like any of your friends touching you or being too close.
He keeps you near, your body always needs to be touching his.
Eventually you’d feel it- him right up against you.
I suppose he didn’t want to tell you that he was horny, so he had to show you somehow.
You’re both flustered as hell.
If you weren’t willing to get it on in public (fwi Craig would totally be up for it) you might just have to cancel the trip early and get back home.
He is not going to wait until it passes, when he wants you he wants you.
So whiny and needy. Always whispering in your ear, asking to go home.
“Please, p-please can we go home? Argh!”
He hangs off your arm, and becomes very clingy. He’s so desperate for anything.
He stuffs his head in your shoulder and loosely keeps his arms around you.
He eventually becomes so much that you need to drag him to the side and ask him what’s wrong.
He’s a blushing, stuttering mess.
“Tweek? What’s going on? We haven’t been out for even an hour yet.”
He tugs on your arms and holds it close to his hot body. “Argh! It’s- it’s embarrassing..”
You had no clue what it could be and it wasn’t like he was going to tell you.
Unless you’d figure it out, poor Tweek would be spending the rest of his day a little more agitated then usual.
Hii :) Could you do some kissing(maybe making out😰) headcanons for Clyde if ur comfortable ofc :) thank u!
YES CLYDE HES SUCH A GOOF I LUV HIM
quite a bit of nsfw i went a bit overboard with that but um,,, i'm putting making out headcanons below the cut
okay okay he's obsessed with kissing you on the cheek. he thinks it's the cutest thing ever! (and also he gets too flustered to kiss you on the lips sometimes)
he's pretty awkward with kissing honestly
he wants to be the dominant one, but with simple pecks, he never knows what to do... he's overly stiff when he leans in, and totally makes that one awkward douchey face with his eyes closed,,,
plz tell me you know what i mean
he misses a lot,,,, always kisses the corner of ur mouth 😭😭
if you ever catch him by suprise and initiate a kiss, he definitely freezes for a moment. the face he makes is literally the cutest thing ever.
his eyes widen, the tip of his ears and nose turn bright pink, he instantly gets a giddy smile, blah blah it's literally so fucking adorable omg
like he full on swoons everytime you kiss him. he'd probably marry you on the spot if you ever kissed him in front of his friends
he's got a bit of a problem with overdoing pda because he's a dork who wants to be the stereotypical strong jock boyfriend type, but he's such a sweetheart that he's usually just hanging off of you and kissing your cheek
for making out? it's a bit different
i feel like he would try to make out in public a lot, but he wouldn't try it again if you told him you didn't want to. if you do??? awesome!!
he'd pull you infront of everyone. the kids he hates, his classmates, his friends even! just to show you off to everyone!!! you're honestly this guy's favorite thing on the world so he has no shame!!!
in private though, it's a bit more intimate
loves making out, but he isn't the best with using tounge so he never tried to french kiss unless you start it first
he's still trying to keep his dominance but he's a too much of a pussy to initiate actual sex so whenever he gets horny, he just gets very grabby. his hands never leave your body.
mostly grabbing at your ass, but hes an honest man who can appreciate a nice rack too
dry humping? dry humping.
he groans into the kiss a lot too
tbh? my mind is blank. all i can think about right now is jerking him off while making out and him moaning into your mouth as he somewhat tries to kiss back
Cha cha real smooth🕺🕺🕺🕺
word count: 0.6K content warnings: unhealthy relationship dynamics, torture, implied stalking, emetophobia, nsfw (dubcon, foot job, masochism, impact play (? kind of?), degradation)
characters included: childe
a/n: vent drabble i did the other day. i’ve been debating on and off whether to post it but i feel like it’s decent enough so eh. might delete this idk yet
heavy dubcon. both characters consent but neither of them are really in the proper headspace to consent.
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🎊 Crypto x gn!reader
🎊 fluffity fluff fluff!
🎊 Crypto and reader have had feelings for one another for so long but never found the perfect time to make it official, until on New Years💖
🎊IM SORRY I GOT LAZY AT THE END IM JUST TIRED ALSHSJHSJS😭
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You were spending the New Years in with Crypto inside your apartment, huddled up next to him with a movie playing, heater on, and a nice blanket covering the both of you two.
Glancing over at the clock, you realized it wasn't long before the New Year was here. You got out of your cozy spot, slipping into a jacket.
Crypto looked at you, confused.
"Where you going (y/n)?" He asks as he observes you as you zip up your jacket.
"I'm gonna be heading out to the balcony to see the fireworks, wanna come?" You replied, dusting yourself off before walking over to your glass door, sliding it open.
You felt the cool breeze hit your face, it was refreshing to say the least. Hearing Crypto groan, you turned to look at him, he was getting his jacket on as well before heading out with you.
You smiled at how cute he was before stepping out, leaning onto the rail. Crypto following along, looking at the millions of lights that made Solace glow in the middle of the night.
Crypto exhaled deeply, "You know...I never thought I would ever be able to celebrate these kinds of things again."
You looked over at him, frowning slightly.
"It was...hard. Being alone after fleeing Gaea. But coming to Solace, it was a change. I wasn't sure if it was a good or bad but...after a while, I realized it wasn't so bad. I got to meet a lot of people, people I could trust, like you." He turned to look at you, softly smiling with his cheeks a bit red.
Your frown turned into a small smile, you were absolutely grateful he found you as his comfort.
The two of you weren't together but you guys were very close to one another. There were mutual feelings as well but the both of you could never find the right time to make it official.
"Tae...?" You quietly said his name, adverting your eyes when he made eye contact with you.
"네?(yes?)" He looked at you curiously, a sparkle in his eye when he answered.
You opened your mouth to say something, but you let your actions speak for itself.
Leaning in closer you pressed your lips against his, the hacker was a bit surprised, but gladly melted into the kiss. Letting his hands slide onto your waist pulling you in a bit closer to him.
The kiss was chaste but pure, you pulled away, letting the both of you catch a breath. Looking at each other softly before fireworks were set off.
The two of you turned to look at the colorful sparkles in the dark sky. Before you both looked at each other lovingly.
"야(hey) does this make the both of us...?" Crypto asked curiously, voice softening at the end.
You couldn't help but grin at his question, wrapping your arms around his neck pulling him closer for another kiss, a bit heated this time but with loving intentions.
Pulling away, catching your breath, feeling your face get really warm from the cold to the feeling of kissing your crush.
"Yea...Yea it does..." You softly laughed "Happy New Year Taejoon"
"Happy New Year to you too jagiya..." He gave a warm smile, pulling you in for the loveliest hug to start off a New Year.
AYO THIS ONE GOES OUT TO YOU MY BOY GIO!!!1!!!
KENNY IS THE BEST
beat beat beat Bye! Beat beat beat in New York I milly rock