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Oh boy I started working on short bios for my monster au since it’s spooky month! I feel like I probably should have started working on these sooner but I was just lazy. Anyway, for a bit more detail, check the read more

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Anger Issues.

Character(s) featured: Scaramouche

CW// Scara has pain kink, anger issues shown, hair pulling (character receiving), teasing, noncon

Reader Gender: Gender Neutral

Context: As one of the esteemed Harbingers, you were assigned the task to breif new recruits by the Tsaritsa, though Scara's dumb little brain wasn't all that caught up with this update.

The door to your quarters bursts open and collides with the wall, creating a loud noise that disrupts you from briefing new Fatui recruits. Scaramouche enters the room in mad rage.

What could it be this time that he's upset about? Really, the balladeer throwing fits like these over such simple things?

Scaramouche curses at you, for what you don't know. You weren't paying attention. His voice a were whisper as you, yourself, feel anger start to rise.

"All of you are excused", you dismiss the Fatui recruits who scramble for the exit. It's you and Scaramouche now. Sighing, you turn to face him. "What?", you say sharply as you raise one of your eyebrows. "Don't you dare give me that tone!", Scaramouche yells back in response. "You didn't do your job like you were supposed to!", he says through clenched teeth, "Forgetting to distribute food supplies to Fatui camps? That dim-witted ginger head was supposed to brief new recruits! Are you too confused to even understand the orders that were given to you by the Tsaritsa herself?"

"Orders were changed, Scara. Childe was assigned to go to Liyue with La Signora to retrieve the Geo Archon's gnosis", with that Scaramouche approaches you, now his fists are clenched and shaking.

Curses leave his mouth; he shames you for things you didn't even do. He's getting on your nerves.

"Wha-", you slap him across his cheek. The sheer force leaves him stumbling onto the table. Blood drips from his face, "I-..."

You lean onto him and grab him by his hair, "You little shit, your ego is so god damn inflated!", you raise your arm and slam Scaramouche's face onto the table. You tighten your grip on his hair and pulled once again to get him to face you. Shortly after, your actions stilled, and your eyes widened in shock.

What was that? No...Did he-

To your surprise Scaramouche let out a moan in response to your actions, a wet patch forming in his pants.

"Hah...", Scaramouche's head droops as you release your grip on his hair. A mad blush forms on his face as he hiccups. He shudders out of sheer embarrassment. Your wide eyes were replaced with the slightest grin, you let out a low chuckle. "Scara, did you really just cum?", you lean into his ear. Silence. Impatient to get another reaction, you pulled on his hair again, he let out a chocked moan.

"Hm? You like that?..."

Why not take this moment to your advantage? You decided to toy with him a little. You wanted to see him break, all for your amusement. He did deserve it though, for being an asshole.

Your hand snaked down this thigh, you palmed his dick with the slowest of motion. "Mmmph..", Scara bit his lip, "Hah!..S-stop it you!..."

Little sweet Scara, he's so cute. It's so fun to see his rough facade break. You smirked.

Why not indulge him a little?

they take smoke breaks together sometimes when their patrol times line up, n kenny often stops into tweak coffee to snag whatever didn't sell during the day (tweek gives it to him for pennies cause he just has to toss it otherwise). craig's worked part-time there ever since his parents decided to nag him to get a job for work experience, though business is usually so slow he just uses the time to catch up on red racer comics.

3am Phonecalls

spaceboy craig and alien tweek part 1!

[cover] // [part 2]

OCTANE LETS GOOOOOOOO ive been playing apex a bit too much lately ngllll

"thank you craig"