Oh Shit, I Think Toilet's Going Through A Tough Time After What Happened 😔

I'm sorry that I'm not great at wording.. At all.

But i think people's need to make their cobs be more of a pathetic loser that he is, Someone that truly got kicked out from his parents basement and never spoke to them anymore. Just a selfish bitch who wanted nothing more than power. Don't get me wrong,i love it when fanfics depicts this guy as the big bad scary villain. But also. man.

This guy really didn't gave out the threatening villain style at all. You may say that he's just acting nice and all dumb like that but are actually just an evil sadistic creature. But to me, he's just a super petty old man that probably would say 'no one wanted to work anymore these days!!' While paying his worker 1 dollar every month

His core character to me was just a CCO who has grown so large that his humanity has completely wiped out, now only caring about the company while his only priority is to be the new viral things, take control of his customer, and take those sweet bags of money. Not to actually make an effort..

especially on catching an old brand product of his

It didn't made him any less of a bad person ofc. In fact,it made him kindaa. More evil..?? humans?(realism? Idk how to word it mannn. The point is)

He sees all of the mephones more as an exciting brand new products to the customer and are also pretty straight forward about it to them. Giving them a false hope and pride of them being the product of a popular brand that are better,more superior and be the lasts kind of me phone that cobs needs to produce. Making them the guilable things that cobs need them for

They are not people on cobs eyes,just a replaceable products

Also,is it just me or cobs on s2e8 way of talking about me phones felt like he massproducting the mephones,like. The real robots maybe as a protective bodyguard but also made them easily get broken just so the customer could buy more of em?

Fortune Teller: Vision! The man you admire, the one you work with, the one with the blue phone background...

Toilet: Mista Phone? Yes!

Fortune Teller: He doesn’t like you. He will never like you.

MePad, stern: Say “thank you”, Toilet! She just told you your future.

Toilet: ...thank you.

secretary is the funniest character in the whole game idc

I made an Inanimate Insanity AU where everything is the exact same. Only Taco is just her Season 1 self.

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I love these two clowns! Their dynamic is so entertaining & today they got me laughing. They just started arguing about out of nowhere, like what the heck🤨.

Then they decided to calm their heated arguments with deep stretches near the piano…..

And Out Of Nowhere They Started Dancing Side By Side!!!

I guess, thanks for the show. I left without even collecting any tickets, questioning either my sanity or these two bozos.

SKY: COTL THEME LYRICS TRANSLATION.

Introduction

Sky: Children of the Light, just like most games, has its very own theme melody. A tune that is heard throughout the game in various events.

For those who aren't familiar with the theme, you may have heard it in the opening of Isle of Dawn or the Orbit scene after completing Eye of Eden.

(Search "Flight" on Vincent Diamente's music compositions, and you may recognise it!)

TGC collabed with famous singer Aurora. If you didn't know, Aurora has been the main vocals for the theme song. Besides the instrumental parts, she sings during Isle of Dawn and Orbit. The beginning and finishing lines of the game.

Relating to Auroras' participation, they released the full song of Sky's theme. Which was called "Constellation." Constellation was noticeably a lot longer, but also had its own lyrics.

Lyrics In a theme song usually relates itself to the subjects lore. This is an excellent opportunity for the Sky Theorist to formulate speculations to Sky's timeline using these lyrics. However, the only problem was...

THESE LYRICS ARE IN A MADE-UP LANGUAGE!

Translations

Sky has a fictional language used in the song. This was already a challenge for us because it required a lot of analysing. To our fortune, the lyrics were actually words taken from existing languages. Each syllable was from different languages, and some just had meaning.

Now, enough talking. Let's begin!

The first lines were: "Menori eno, foto fola."

Menori: Initially, I believed that "Menori" meant "Memory" since both words were somewhat similar. However, if you split the syllable into 2, it creates a different meaning.

It's difficult to find out what "men" means. Although, I decided that "men" just means person in general. "Ori" is interesting because it translates to "my light."

Mashing the words together, you get: "Person, my light." Otherwise known as "Child of Light"

Eno: "Eno" is the Latin verb of "swim out." However, not everything has to be accurate to its initial meaning. "Swim out" could be a metaphor for" "emerges", " "show," and "appear." I'll get to this later, but hopefully, you get the meaning.

Foto: Foto is an easy word to identify because it's "photo" with extra fancy spelling. In this case, like I've said before, not everything has to mean what it initially represents. Again, Foto could most likely be a kind of conjuction.

Fola: This word translates to "crazy, mad, and foolish." A word that best represents a person or individual. This highly relates itself to a specific character in the sky, too.

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So let's squish together all the words.

"Child of light swims out, photograph foolish."

The sentence is grammatically incorrect. But that is OK! Since it's made-up language, we have the ability to imagine the sentence in a more grammatically correct and sky-related way. The way I interpret it is quite simple.

"A person of light appears, only to become a foolish king."

Clarifications:

Menori could be "Child of Light," or "Person of light." Synonyms are valid.

Eno doesn't necessarily mean "swim out." Again, it's basically like a metaphor for "emerge," "show," and "appear."

Foto could be a word that represents something. Like how a photograph represents something. It's not necessary to include it in the actual sentence!

The following line is: "Nisoro mahori eh lossora."

Nisoro: Typically, this word was the hardest to translate. It isn't as simple as searching "Nisoro" meaning. However, after a while of digging, I was able to conduct a translation.

"Ni" in Yoruba means "in." And "Soro" in Yoruba means "difficult."

Combining the words would be "In difficult." So, in short, it means: "Difficult times."

Mahori: Mahori is much more different than the rest of the words. In this case, Mahori is an existing word that takes part in human activity.

Mahori is a Thai classical music genre. Played by a group of musicians, performers, and actors for the genre. However, mahori is commonly played in royal courts or royal events. This is very related to Sky Lore. More on this later.

Eh: Most likely a conjuction like: "and."

Lossora: Similar to the previous words, it requires breaking down each syllable.

Los means "the" in Spanish. (According to translator heh..) However, Los also means "Path they took along"

Sora means sky. This word is the smoking gun of this translation. Confirming that we're at least on the right track.

Combining the two, you end up with "Path they took in The Sky" (The Sky= the Sky kingdom. Aka, the main setting in Sky.)

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So let's combine the words.

"Difficult times, Royal music and path they took in the sky"

Again, correctly repositioning the words together creates: "It was difficult to play music for our King, so they decided to take another path in The Sky."

Clarifications:

Nisoro could also represent the difficulties during the current time.

I included "King" (Our beloved Eden Elder) because of Mahori. Mahori is music for royal subjects.

The third line is: "Neyo neyoterra, foto men"

(This section of my Translations is much shorter, mainly because I don't have too much to discuss.)

Neyo: An easy word to translate. It simply means "New"

Neyoterra: This word includes the previous word, "Neyo."

This word is still quite easy to understand. "Terra" means: "Earth," "Place," or "World."

So, new (Neyo) + place (Terra) translates to: "New world," "New place," etc!

Foto: As I mentioned before, it means photograph.

Men: The word is harder to crack. However, I concluded that men most likely mean people in general.

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All the words together create: "New, new world. Picturing new people."

There isn't much to clarify for this one. It's very simple, but I'm open to any questions.

The last line is: "Nikolo, nikomo sora."

Nikolo: The word nikolo is a name that means "Victor of People" or "Peoples Champion." However, it could also be a metaphor for people proclaiming victory.

Nikomo: Another word that requires breaking down of syllables.

Niko means smile in Japanese. A friend of mine helped me discover the countless meanings, but I affirmed that this is most likely the best choice. "Smile."

Omo means "short period of time." It's very self-explanatory.

Combining the words, Nikomo translates to "Smile for a short period of time." That's pretty depressing!

Sora: As stated before, Sora translates to "Sky."

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The words all together create:

"The people proclaim victory. They smile only for it to be gone in a short period of time. Then creating Sky."

(Slightly unrelated, but this is a major help for Sky Theorists! This is potentially the biggest clue for the Sky War (I'll make a blog about the war too.))

Clarification(s)

Despite Nikolo meaning "Peoples Champion," which is different from what I translated, please keep in mind that we have the ability to interpret these meanings into something that'll fit for the sake of it fitting.

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SO! We have finally translated this bad boy! From what I could tell, this is a MAJOR help for understanding the Sky Lore. Even a major help for giving clues about the Sky War! I was happy to know that these translations mirrored the actual Sky Lore, which really made me excited.

Now, to make this all cinematic and exciting, I prepared a video ~

I am incredibly excited for the future of Sky. I really hope my first blog was understandable, I'm aware it might be a little too long or boring aaaa.

And if you're wondering, you may use this as inspiration for your new sky theories! I don't mind. It would be nice if you gave credit just in case you want to use my Translations word for word, haha.

PEACE OUT!!

II17 SPOILERS !!!!!!!

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"..You're a better assistant than me, Toilet."

"Oh.. Mepad. It was never a competition, you taught me that!"

THEY'RE SO FUCKING DOOMED, THEY WERE DOOMED FROM THE START

PICKLES HI 🥳🥳🥳

Finally logged back in .do u guys want toipad content

CW!! III 18 SPOILERS!

> eternity put in the hands of a man who never got the help he needed

TIL there was a manga version of Wall-E.