I Love It When People Use "shrimp" To Mean "beyond The Human Range". Like "shrimp Colors" But Applied

I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

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4 months ago
an aside in a magazine captioned "FALL OUT FACT:" text reads "Pete Wentz was recently embarrassed when his card was declined while he was out shopping. Worse still, the awestruck cashier asked for his autograph on the rejecting receipt"

Cannot even fault them for that that's funny as fuck

2 years ago

Mushrooms are best boy/girl/non-binary

2 weeks ago
2 years ago

Store owner who’s so with the hero and villain’s BS

8 months ago
Meanwhile Notes Put Up By The Guy Hired By My Dad To Help With Foreign Guests At His Little Ryokan In
Meanwhile Notes Put Up By The Guy Hired By My Dad To Help With Foreign Guests At His Little Ryokan In

meanwhile notes put up by the guy hired by my dad to help with foreign guests at his little ryokan in rural japan (“my english is not perfect,” said the guy earnestly. “but i think i can always get the meaning across.” “great,” said my dad. “that’s all that matters.”):

Meanwhile Notes Put Up By The Guy Hired By My Dad To Help With Foreign Guests At His Little Ryokan In
2 months ago

Happy Lawlu day to Law for risking his life to save a guy he met for 5 minutes after thirsting over him publicly assaulting some asshole and a Luffy for deciding that made them friends and tagging along on his suicide mission 2 years later leading to him saving Law’s life in return and kicking the ass of the stupid Flamingo man to fulfill Law’s lifelong goal of revenge in his stead.

After that, they fall in love and drag their friends along to kick the asses of a 23ft tall alcoholic who turns into a dragon and his deranged 7,000lb ex-girlfriend with 85 children so they can continue competing to become the King of the Pirates because Law is too stubborn to admit he believes in Luffy.

Truly the best ship of all time.

1 year ago

Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

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