The First One Is The Distraction.

Love Is Stored In The Bonk Au where when they were toddlers the girls learned that cats show affection by bonking their heads into things and it just becomes a Kurosaki Crew Thing™️

Like the girls and ichigo start doing it to each other but then Tatsuki joins in because of course Headbutting Is The Ultimate Form Of Affection

Orihime joins in because its exactly the kind of weird thing shed do to express all these feelings she cant put words to. Chad does it because hes never been a verbal person but bonking his forehead against the back of his friends’ heads is perfectly acceptable. Uryu does it because hes never been a verbally OR physically affectionate person but this is how you know he Actually Likes You, Bonk Bonk.

Tatsukis bonks are most aggressive, second only to grimmjow but only just barely beating out Karin. Yuzu and Chad share that Gentle Pressure Of A Lingering Bonk. Uryu bonks like hes playing hot potato with his head. Orihime and Ichigo both do the Bonk And Nuzzle.

And then Grimmjow comes along post-winter war packless and lonely and hanging around the karakura crew because ichigo cant see him but they can and the Group That Bonks Together Stays Together, fuck what Isshin says.

And it becomes an Extra Layer Of Thing, Ichigo Bonks someone twice and theyre obliged to pass one of those Bonks onto Grimmjow, It Is Known. And Grimmjow is half wtf is wrong with these weird kinda-humans, half overjoyed to be part of a pack again.

Even Uryu, standoffish Quincy prick he is, begrudgingly bonks Grimms shoulder at Ichigos Double Bonk. Chad is helping unload a truck at the convenience store he and ichigo work at? Bonk bonk, pass the bonk. Karin is doing homework at the dinner table? Bonk bonk, pass the bonk.

And Grimmjow should really go home to hueco mundo at some point, theyre still trying to piece things back together after Aizen tore everything to shreds, but honestly how can he? Hes got this pack of weird kinda-humans, and he knows they can protect themselves, but packs are always headed by the strongest pair and with Ichigo powerless Grimmjow feels instinct itching at his bones, compelling him to stay, taunting him with the reminders of what happened last time he took his eyes off his pack.

So he stays. And when the fullbringers try to tear his pack apart hes there, holding it all together at the seams, scrambling to keep it all from falling apart because theyve all been infected with these weird memories that dont make sense but the bonks, the bonks stay true, tsukishima never bonks them and, really, that should have been warning enough on its own.

And when Ichigo gets his powers back the first thing he does (after grinding ginjo to dust under his heel) is grab Grimmjow and Bonk him right there forehead to forehead because of course he does, Love Is Stored In The Bonk.

U guys can decide if this is platonic or romantic i was just seized by the concept of Karakura Crew Loving Bonks and Grimmjows Cat Instinct Loving Bonks being like. Convergent Evolution.

(This may or may not be driven by my own cat’s attempts to bonk his way through my ribcage)

fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

everybody saw ed’s automail and immediately jumped to “he committed the biggest taboo” like he gives off such bastard energy the possibility he lost his limbs in an accident or the war is just unthinkable. they just look at him and go “yeah, you look like you tried to punch god in the face” and they’re absolutely right.

I remember when I first watched this show, I played this part at least 5 times

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

I do like how sushi date gay goth is so close to my personality

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

HEROSONAS PHANCOMIC MASTER POST

This is the master list of the Phancomics I’m making based on @nerdpoe and @spidori prompt ideas that Danny’s master plan to hide his ghost identity is to pretend to be a meta. But not just any meta. He somehow makes 10 different Hero Identities based on his various ghost powers and named dp for/inspired by his various ghost friends/mentors.

Original Inspiration Post

Photo OP

The Ticket Part 1

The Ticket Part 2

Danny has the Vote

Stage Names

Seeing Things In a New Light

Chibi Herosonas

Family Meeting

Demands for Enlistment

Perception of Time

When Trouble Comes… part 1

I’m also adding the questions/messages I’ve gotten about this AU to this masterpost. I love to get these questions because it gives me new brain ideas to expand on these guys. So please if you have a question/headcanon/idea, please please please tell/ask me! I love to hear it!

ASK AND ANSWER ‘CANON BITS’

How would the league react? ByTrinoxtrinox

How does Dark Prince Fit? By Charlietheepic7

Sudden influx of white haired boys? By Plague-daisy

Leagues Favorites? By Freshmiraclecheesecake

Leagues Favorites? Pt 2 by Freshmiraclecheesecake

Banshee/Siren singing for Canary? By Freshmiraclecheesecake

Flash and StopWatch? By Freshmiraclecheesecake

Flash’s Invite? By Freshmiraclecheesecake

Valerie’s Reaction? By Freelancerofthetriforcekeyblade