Micequeer - My Cat Is My Life Line

if you’re craving chocolate muffins after the olympic muffin man videos, jordan the stallion on tiktok has the recipe for you

I was reading fanfic once and when I lifted my cup to drink it just fell and now I’m tired and wet

Kill me

everybody saw ed’s automail and immediately jumped to “he committed the biggest taboo” like he gives off such bastard energy the possibility he lost his limbs in an accident or the war is just unthinkable. they just look at him and go “yeah, you look like you tried to punch god in the face” and they’re absolutely right.

Do any one know the one piece au post were luffy is mistaken as rogers son by the Roger pirates and he like time travels to meet younger them and everyone thinks he is rouge and roger son

rate my chestnut man

@aenbyveryverygayperson

@q-ueen-potato

If Blackbeard hadn't given the marines any context and handed Ace over without any reason and hoped they connected the dots and shit on their own.

Do you reckon they'd get the heritages mixed up and say Ace is Dragon's kid and Luffy is Roger's pirate prince?

companion to my headcanon where Shakky and Rayleigh get all parental mode and give Luffy some extra clothes i.e Roger's old clothes cuz he looks a lot like young Roger

officially decided that anyone who tries to divide the lgbt community is a fed. i dont care if you're not actually a fed, if you're causing infighting in a minority community then you're a fed who just isnt getting paid to be one. either apply for a job at the CIA or shut the fuck up

I do like how sushi date gay goth is so close to my personality

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

Damian: You know there's only one person in this world who can tell you what you are

Jon: Me!

Damian: No, me. Damian Wayne.