Reblog Daily For Health And Prosperity

I was reading fanfic once and when I lifted my cup to drink it just fell and now I’m tired and wet

Kill me

what if we took the kid from this post …

AND GAVE HIM THE BACKGROUND/PERSONALITY OF THIS POST

AND MAYBE WE CALL HIM GREG OR SOMETHING.

Store owner who’s so with the hero and villain’s BS

in primary school we had a creative writing assignment where we had to ‘write about a character in a new, strange situation!’ and i wrote about a squid that was somehow teleported from the ocean to the forest floor and slowly choked to death for two pages and i’ll never quite forget my teacher’s face because it turns out she wanted ‘this new school is scary, i hope i make friends!’ and not a graphic description of a squid dying

How am I only just learning this!?

Do any one know the one piece au post were luffy is mistaken as rogers son by the Roger pirates and he like time travels to meet younger them and everyone thinks he is rouge and roger son

Clark absolutely plays it up when he meets little kids dressed like Batman in Metropolis, referring to them as his old friend and making them ecstatic. He also has a habit of helping any little Robins he finds do flips.

Batman runs into little Supermans in Gotham and sends Clark photos of them from his lenses captioned with things like, "On the job for six years and already better than you" or answering questions about Supes like "Yes I am his boss."

Damian: You know there's only one person in this world who can tell you what you are

Jon: Me!

Damian: No, me. Damian Wayne.