FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S (2023)

Just had my moral compass surgically removed!

this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔

love reading trials of apollo when im having a bad day, because no matter what kinda day im having, apollo is having a worse one

so who was gonna tell me the mlm version of sapphic is ACHILLEAN

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

"Can't two guys be just friends?" If they stop looking at each other like that then sure

The Iliad is probably one of the funniest books I ever read

Like I'll be having a not-so-good day, then remember how Hector had given himself an entire pep talk to fight Achilles. He saw Achilles running full speed towards him and proceeds to just book it.

Or when Menelaus got shot by an arrow in like in an ultimately nonfatal spot, and Agamemnon begins prematurely mourning him while he's standing there like 🧍‍♂️” you're scaring the men.”

Or when Odysseus is walking around the camps with a royal scepter and is just beating people with it if he finds them packing or suggesting to leave.

Or when Hector is brainstorming on how to face Achilles and for a moment goes, “Maybe I could talk with him, we’re both princes, we can both be rational, I could reason with him… that's a horrible fucking idea.”

I have more, but these, in particular, really tickle me.

maomao when every important figure in the empire keeps asking for her help

those fuck ass animatronics would not have stood a chance against this absolute god

why are all these modern aus for the Odyssey set in a high school. where's the retelling where Odysseus is just a guy lost in an airport who keeps missing his connecting flights home due to a comical series of delays and disgruntled airline employees