Midnightsinthesun - Untitled

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

“i just like my alone time” i say as if loneliness hasn’t been all i’ve known since childhood

-William Wordsworth

Gwyn: How many Illyrian males does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Azriel:

Cassian:

Gwyn: Three. One to hold the mirror, one to admire his muscles, and one to screw in the lightbulb.

Azriel:

Cassian:

Nesta: Accurate.

sometimes i wanna delete all my social media and throw my phone into a river

How Long is this Fic Really?: A Guide

Word count in the HP Series: 

Sorcerer’s Stones: 76,944  Chamber of Secrets: 85,141 Prisoner of Azkaban: 107,253  Goblet of Fire: 190,637 Order of the Phoenix: 257,045 Half-Blood Prince: 168,923 Deathly Hallows: 198,227

Word count in the LOTR Series:

The Hobbit: 95,022 Fellowship of the Ring: 177,227 Two Towers: 143,436 Return of the King: 134,462