Baby Joe Being Asked About Neck -> The Crowd Chanting It When They Won The Natty And Joe Hyping Them

"An hour spent reading is one stolen from paradise."

–Thomas Wharton

Gwyn: How many Illyrian males does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Azriel:

Cassian:

Gwyn: Three. One to hold the mirror, one to admire his muscles, and one to screw in the lightbulb.

Azriel:

Cassian:

Nesta: Accurate.

me, going from actively suicidal back to passively suicidal again: well, glad that’s over

No offense but literally nothing and no one is and will ever be out of your league. Nothing is too good for you. Nobody has the right to make you feel like you are not enough or less than you are, you deserve the world.

the way this is supposed to be the prime of my life

i'm perfectly fine except for the problems

How Long is this Fic Really?: A Guide

Word count in the HP Series: 

Sorcerer’s Stones: 76,944  Chamber of Secrets: 85,141 Prisoner of Azkaban: 107,253  Goblet of Fire: 190,637 Order of the Phoenix: 257,045 Half-Blood Prince: 168,923 Deathly Hallows: 198,227

Word count in the LOTR Series:

The Hobbit: 95,022 Fellowship of the Ring: 177,227 Two Towers: 143,436 Return of the King: 134,462

Stevie the shit-stirrer.