Ghost Just Keep Getting Weirder And Weirder To Explain Every Time They Do Anything Like,,,,,

Ghost just keep getting weirder and weirder to explain every time they do anything like,,,,,

So there’s this Swedish metal band called Ghost right?? Well nobody really agrees what genre they actually are, but anyway-

Well they’re actually a satanic church on a quest for world domination- they have some stuff about satan and the coming of the antichrist etc, sounds pretty spooky right???

but thing is, you also can’t forget the song about female orgasms or the one that tells u to kiss the devil on the asshole either

and the musicians- they’re actually ghouls and they don’t have names, well they kinda do but- nevermind that,

the singers for each album are actually the satanic pope, and they wear skull face paint and walk around in their fancy pope outfits and tour the world

oh and also- 3 of their previous front men were uh… put to sleep all at once while playing uno one day and another, who was also their dad, died while playing the saxophone in the middle of a concert

dont worry! They weren’t without a leader tho! They still had the guy with the second most employee of the month awards, who also walks around with a boombox on his shoulder and his mom bc he’s the hugest idiot of all time - they got 2 for 1 plastic surgery together a lil while ago btw

but since his mom apparently killed literally everybody else at least somewhat qualified to run the show- he gets to be the satanic version of the pope now,

he is known as Papa Emeritus IV or “the anointed one”

oh,

this is him btw: