I fucking can't right now guys-
I was always befuddled by Rob's mysterious major in Canadian history considering he's 13 years old and also a drop out. What mysterious course of events must've led up to his stupid major. Was it just... A one off gag you're not supposed to think about??? That's absurd.
Well as I was doing my daily "standing near a window and acting like I'm really deep in thought" the answer came to me. It wasn't a real major. It was a fake one from a random ass website online.
As demonstrated here
Now if that's the case, why didn't he just fake a more useful one? Well I imagine after this said site downloaded like a bajillion virusese and
Moral of the story use a VPN, or smth like that idk. Anyways that's just a theory. A TAWOG THEORY!! thanks for reading.
(the certificate for the 0 people who want it)
Who is that?
I'm tweaking out I LOVE THE BEGINNERS GUIDE. There's a part where you go to a payphone and you talk to yourself before you escape the jail. The fact it's just you reassuring your past self that everything's gonna be okay in the end is just so JFJSKNFJ.
I love it so so much you don't understand
Bud learned the world is made of cupcakes and rainbows
miscellaneous doodles vv
also for clarification ph33nut the username of my spam on ig, which is where the last image was originally posted lol
headcanon: Rob does have a family, he just doesnΒ΄t remember them because they were deleted too