My New Year's Resolutions Are To Be Kinder, Sillier, And Carry A Threatening Aura.

You don't need a "WIFE". What you NEED is a beautiful priestess of the old religion to lead you down a dark path.

one thing the show doesn't care about enough: the dragonlords and the dragons themselves. they were hunted to extinction. merlin is the last of his kind. and he'll never know anything about being a dragonlord because his entire family and anyone who might've known about them is gone. how do you fix that? you can't. there's nothing you can ever do to make up for something like that. absolutely nothing.

and i love fics that explore arthur surviving and struggling through the realisation of just what kind of monster his father was for everyone else but also. they rarely focus on that bit of history, on the fact that uther actually managed to destroy that part of magic completely as merlin is the very last of his kin and there are only two dragons left (the first one won't live much longer and he has no knowledge on how to help the second). uther actually did eradicate something, it wasn't magic as a whole maybe but an entire branch of it is just gone.

Today will be attempt 37 of trying to get something other than a bob.

You see, I have these duel curses and there are that 1. I'm apparently not enough of baddie to be given a not-bob and 2. that I belong in bob-jail for even asking.

Last time, I fought tooth and nail (asked very politely and over-explained myself and my choices) for an undercut that no one could even see under the bob I was given.

Wish me luck.

Illustration made by Frank Godwin in 1927 for a book titled, "King Arthur and his Knights: Based on Morte d’Arthur of Sir Thomas Malory" compiled and arranged by Elizabeth Lodor Merchant. Published by The John C. Winston Company. [x]

Queen: kill him!

The nobles and the king: but my queen, he’s too hot to die!

they were 100% joined at the hip post-finale

credit: mauro spumini on pinterest

You can't blame Merlin for calling Arthur a ‘Lazy-daisy’, if this is how Arthur looks like whenever he sleeps/wakes up:

Thanks @achillesuwu for the tag!

I was listening to I Might Float by Syd Matters for maybe the thousandth time and I suddenly realised I'd never looked up the meaning (it has some fairly unusual lyrics). So my last googled thing was "Syd Matters I Might Float meaning." The search was a little fruitless and I only found a few people speculating on Reddit. Oh well!

@breadkween and @liviapeleia tagging ye if you feel like doing it!

last google search, go

um. Tag four people.

what do they make sewer tunnels out of

@ncc1701ohno @affixjoy @the-magpieprince @twinkboimler

this was going to be a normal lancelot edit but it suddenly turned into a compilation of him having just one braincell 😭