Embrace The Cringe.

the script book makes all the sweet, heart-wrenching moments even worse because you realise just how much of it is david and michael. i was reading through the tadfield manor scene and i will kill to get season 2 and 3 script books once s3 has been released.

a few highlights:

the paintball and coat scene where crowley does his little kissy blowy miracle? you know what the script says?

gestures. GESTURES. and i assume david went no yeah, kiss time it is, and here we are. unbelievable.

and that soft smiley "come on" it's killing me. someone take this show away from.

ah yes, pushing.

great pushing. amazing pushing. might even be called kicking.

crowley growling out hastur when the nun mentions the fire? not in the script! very curious who decided to add it because i love that change.

this change on the other hand? neil, neil who decided to cut this, NEIL stand trial for your crimes WHERE IS MY GRABBING WHERE IS MY HAULING

Nobody understands my need for Michael and David to act in a fantastic movie together so Hollywood can go insane and I can see them on all award shows and red carpets and interviews and everyyyyything.

Can’t even tell if I want them to play enemies or a couple.

laura’s 10k celebration (top 30 ships as voted by my followers) ✵ 18 ➳ crowley & aziraphale

↳ “Perhaps one day we could, I don’t know, go for a picnic. Dine at the Ritz.” “I’ll give you a lift. Anywhere you want to go.”

Technically, we never see them wear the "turtleneck" without the jacket, and the fact that NO ONE in this fandom has proposed this idea is unacceptable

The evolution of Crowley not wanting the apocalypse because the stars are cool to not wanting the apocalypse because he thinks that humanity has value.

You know what would be kind of interesting.

Assuming in the show Second Coming means damning Demons to eternal sulfur…

So we have Gabriel who’s openly in love with Beelzebub now. We have Aziraphale who took his job and let’s say he will not be told that carrying out the Second Coming means damning Crowley and other Demons to eternal torture.

But Gabriel can’t fucking have it now. He knows what it means. That’s Beelzebub who’d be taken away from him.

Imagine. Gabriel. The absolute prick of Season 1. Being the one grabbing Aziraphale by his fucking jacket and shouting at him that he wants to torture Gabriel’s love.

“I can’t believe you’d do this to Crowley, but I’m not letting you hurt Beelzebub!”

Crowley scares a dude with his demonic form and dude faints

Aziraphale: My coat though, can you 😏fix it😏

Crowley talks about demons being outside the bookshop and everyone being in danger

Aziraphale: ☺️Want to dance?😏

Guillotine, people dying

Aziraphale: ☺️Crowley!😙 😏Good Lord😏

Bombed church, holy ground

Aziraphale: ☺️I☺️love☺️him☺️

Driving through fire

Aziraphale: ☺️So😏Anyyything I can do for you?😉😚