I Love How Crowley Saw This Angel On The Wall & Slithers Up And Is Like Ssssssss And The Angel Goes Wot?

In the warm light of the bookshop, Aziraphale adjusted his bowtie nervously, stealing glances at Crowley, who lounged on the worn-out sofa with a mischievous glint in his eyes. The clock ticked towards midnight, echoing the anticipation in the air.

As the final seconds of the year approached, Crowley smirked, "Fancy a new tradition angel?" And without waiting for a response, he closed the distance between them, capturing Aziraphale's lips in a soft, lingering kiss.

Time seemed to stand still as the world outside erupted into cheers and fireworks. In that stolen moment, amid the smell of old books and the warmth of each other, they found a timeless connection that transcended the turning of the calendar.

Sex and relationships weren’t important to me as a teen (before I knew I was aroace) and instead of actively looking for a boyfriend I did a year long experiment experiment to see if shampoo actively prevents hair retention.

It does.

So if you want beautiful long princess hair, you should start washing less or water only washing and I never would have known this if I wasn’t aroace and actually cared if people found me sexually attractive.

writers when they’re proofreading their works for the 34th time *find zero mistakes, there’s no typo, no grammatical error. everything looks good. hit the post button*

writers when they’re reading said works after they’ve been published like proud parents *find 52 mistakes at first glance, 38 typos and 14 grammatical errors with a bunch of inconsistencies and plot holes*

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last panel without text bubbles under the cut

the room originally just had some shelves in the sketch but then i got carried away with plants, oops

My therapist just told me my problem is that I need to write more fanfiction.

I just realised that when Beelzebub fires lightning in this scene (to wake up Shax) the bolt ends up separating Aziraphale and Crowley

Thank god this isn't foreshadowing or anything and they'll be off to the South Downs by the end of the episode, haha. Wait why aren't you laughing

We all suspect that Crowley miracles the Bentley to never run out of fuel, yes? I mean, good for him. Paying for fuel? In this economy? I know he has a motherlode cheat at his fingertips, BUT Crowley is over financially supporting fossil fuels. Absolute king. It's not because he is lazy at all. Whatever do you mean "lazy"? *tsk*

Alas, I do believe he does anything else regarding the Bentley the human way.

Like, he washes it the human way. Carefully and methodically and with the best washing liquid thingy (idk. I've been trying to get my driver's license for over 2 years now. I obviously don't own a car and never washed one. I don't know what the shampoo for cars is called, okay? Judge all you want). He meticulously vacuums the interiors regularly even though he DOES NOT allow Aziraphale to eat inside. He takes off his jacket, pushes his sleeves up to his elbows, and waxes it by hand because she deserves it.

He pampers the Bentley like she is his princess because SHE IS. Only the best for the Bentley, nothing less. And you know what? He finds it hella relaxing. It's a bonding exercise with his baby and he wouldn't have it any other way.

Dtiys Prize: Do it again!

As requested by @zevampirex: A fluffy season 2 fix it kiss, featuring the infamous "Do it again" line. Congrats again!