Day 148 Of Posting Good Omens Memes Everyday Until Season 3

aziraphale: a guide on "how to train your demon" featuring manipulation of the puppy-dog-eyed variety, being THAT!BITCH and the handslide™

+ bonus (role reversal)

I refuse to reblog this shit. Anyhow.

What the fuck is wrong with this guy.

AROMANTIC CISHET MEN ARE QUEER

AROMANTIC CISHET MEN CAN GO TO LGBTQIA SPACES

Being aromantic means your are queer, whether you are aroace, aroallo, aromantic trans and especially aro cishet. Overall we should be glad we don't get kicked out of homes, abused, isolated. We are fighting to stop discrimination against our community.

Next point, most aro cishet men just want to be themselves, they are HUMAN like you and me. Sure some might enjoy sex, but that isn't a bad thing.

Plus they are doing what they say don't happen, the are discriminating against our own community. So all I can say is

Get YOUR head out of your ass, especially if you agree with this mf.

This was the first Good Omens illustration I made 🥹

that's how it happened, right? 🥰

MAGGOTS. GO. SLEEP.

Can't believe I'm doing this again but I know a lot of your timezones and I know MANY OF YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE AN AWAKE PERSON RIGHT NOW.

AND A LOT OF YOU, IT MAY BE DAYTIME BUT YOU'RE SLEEP DEPRIVED. MMHM. YOU AS WELL.

Yes, you, reading the fanfic, we've all been there, close the tab. It's something to wake up to and read in the morning or after your nap.

You watching the David Tennant video on youtube, hush now, close it. I can assure you that he will still be there when you wake up, more gender than ever. So will Michael Sheen.

You authors writing the fic, we love you for your effort but we need you to be healthy and alive okay? Same for you artists, yes, it looks beautiful, put it aside. You'll see it better after sleep. All you editors, too.

All of you. The science students, the musicians, the retail workers, the dreamers, the weirdos, the nurses, the doctors, the lovers, the oozing slugs through life folks, the zombies, the adults, the retired, the teenagers, all of you. Get some sleep.

If you cannot now, take a hug, or a smile if that's more comfortable. When you can, go to sleep.

When you can, shut your eyes, and I promise we will be waiting on the other side.

Here's all my love for you *hands it over carefully* there, it'll keep you safe while you dream.

you know when beelzebub and gabriel were revealed to be in love and fucked off to alpha centauri it must have felt to aziraphale and crowley like learning your childhood bullies who had picked on you for years for being different and weird and closeted gay had actually come out as bi and were happily in a queer relationship while you’re still wrestling with the trauma they contributed to

like, good for you guys, love is love and gay rights and all, but come on, really?

Hey Neil, my names Zoe. Im a big fan of your work. I'm a trans teen in the US and for the past year I've been trying to get started on HRT. Unfortunately I'm in a not great financial situation and have had a lot of trouble finding a good paying job with insurance, so I decided to try starting a fundraiser to raise the money for HRT. I was wondering if you could possibly share around my gofundme to some people to get the word out. I know it's a lot for a stranger to ask but it would mean the world to me of you could share it with even a single person.

Here's the link https://gofund.me/2c8e2eac

Thanks for your time and have a good day

Good luck.