Imagine you just got a promotion. You are very excited, because you have been waiting for this for years and years. For the new position you are transferred to London and move into a very fancy company apartment in Mayfair.
Only to get there and find mail piling up on the doorstep, all the previous tenant’s weird furniture still there and this thing in the hallway:
Shax *on the phone with Crowley*: "So if the hot water isn't working which button do you have to press? And also: WHY IS THERE A STATUE OF YOU AND AZIRAPHALE DOING IT IN THE BLOODY HALLWAY?
Crowley: "It's art. Evil triumphing over good, actually."
Shax: "Are you kidding me? They are naked."
Crowley: "They are wrestling."
Shax: "Get that thing out of my flat. NOW!"
Crowley: "Nope." *hangs up*
Nobody understands my need for Michael and David to act in a fantastic movie together so Hollywood can go insane and I can see them on all award shows and red carpets and interviews and everyyyyything.
Can’t even tell if I want them to play enemies or a couple.
Crowley Of The Day: we all know Crowley panicked when Aziraphale said he felt love.
On the road to Season 3 - Day 20
It's a shame we don't get a better view of Crowley's expression when he smiles so fondly at Aziraphale's delight at being praised.
Master post : here
Ah yes, my favourite Bible fanfics, in no particular order
"Paradise Lost", John Milton
"Divine Comedy", Dante Alighieri
"Good Omens", Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman
Sometimes you’re just too close to see the big picture.
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Inspired by Adam’s aura :) Also, see how much I love you guys? I drew backgrounds.
Like, I'm feeling it in my veins-
girl stop i'm rewatching that "you look me in the eye and tell me you want to do this" job scene rn HAND OVER MY MOUTH WHAT IS THIS SEXUAL TENSION
writing is like being in the shower. don’t wanna start and dont wanna stop