Y'know Sometimes I Wanna Give Up, And Then I Remember That Aziraphale Saw A Higher Ranked Angel, Tried

I love how when they meet in fics Crowley tends to be a bit to rude and dismissive of Aziraphale in his 'im trying to be cool and mysterious' way but in the show on the wall in Eden Crowley is like 🐍🐍 omg an ANGEL 😍😍 let me tell u a joke and get a good look at u 👀 wanna make you laugh show me that beautiful smile 🤩🤩 ohh you're such a good angel don't worry sexy!! ❤️❤️ How about we criticize God's plan and run away together 😏😏😏

#Happy New Year!!

Crowley mirrors himself during That Talk

If we compare Crowley about to confess his feelings to Aziraphale before he finds out about Heaven's offer, and after he finds out about the offer...

The posture, the swaying, the sniff, the positioning. Except he's so, so much more tense this time.

Like he desperately tries to start again and then he just-

The eyebrow raise on the 4th gif, he looks like he's going to throw up. fuck man

I am unwell.

Another quirky example of fandom nonsense to feed our confused child: @weirdly-specific-but-ok

From this post: x

Crowley scares a dude with his demonic form and dude faints

Aziraphale: My coat though, can you 😏fix it😏

Crowley talks about demons being outside the bookshop and everyone being in danger

Aziraphale: ☺️Want to dance?😏

Guillotine, people dying

Aziraphale: ☺️Crowley!😙 😏Good Lord😏

Bombed church, holy ground

Aziraphale: ☺️I☺️love☺️him☺️

Driving through fire

Aziraphale: ☺️So😏Anyyything I can do for you?😉😚

Filming Aziraphale & Crowley Arguing

Michael: *Looks lovingly at David*

Director: I think we need Aziraphale to be more angry.

GIF by jameszmaguire

Michael: Oh, believe me, Aziraphale is very angry. He's so angry that he only looked at Crowley's lips once.

Director: Yes but do we think that's enough to communicate anger? *Looks at Neil, appealing for support*

Neil: *Shrugs* Seems legit to me.

GIF by mizgnomer

Us (months later, watching it): *Grinning to ourselves* Yes, yes it does. As displays of anger go, this one is about as legitimate as slamming your hereditary enemy into the wall with the force of your entire body pressed against him, hip-thrust and all.

GIF by sunshinesanctuary

I'm assuming Michael Sheen's eyes and David Tennant's hips receive a separate pay check for their services to the fandom, yes?

Good Omens | 1.01 In The Beginning

Nice demon.

Sex and relationships weren’t important to me as a teen (before I knew I was aroace) and instead of actively looking for a boyfriend I did a year long experiment experiment to see if shampoo actively prevents hair retention.

It does.

So if you want beautiful long princess hair, you should start washing less or water only washing and I never would have known this if I wasn’t aroace and actually cared if people found me sexually attractive.