If You Are “the Shit” It’s Good. If You Are Just “a Piece Of Shit” It’s Bad. If You Collect

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Seattle /Bellevue area but down to travel reasonable distances. I love playing with fun couples too😈

Reblog and let us know where in Washington your from. Only reblog if you wanna meet up and play dirty.

When she wants to suck Daddy’s dick for the 5th time, but you double knotted your shorts😂

How to please a woman in bed guide

1. You eat her out, suck on the clit like it's a dick, nibble, pinch with your mouth, twist your tongue on it while sucking it, depends from woman to woman

2. Once she got 1 orgasm which takes less than 3 minutes you finger her g-spot, style varies you give 2-3 orgasms that way

3. you penetrate with coital alignment technique, basicly missionary but you have to be high up, high enough to kiss her hairline on the forehead, (yep you need some dick length for this). This position stimulates the g-spot with the dick give her another orgasm, you must last 5-8 minutes with rubber.

4a) you use devilhorns on the upper fornix, go google the hand trick that gives women squirting orgasms, you need her to be very aroused and expanded to get to that spot without problems and pain, I do it until they say they need to take a piss, that's a sign for squirting orgasm which I only achieved once so far

4b) with some women you can reach this A spot while fingering them in the beginning, depends on her angle, your finger, her menstruation cycle, her equipment, etc

5a) Now you give the vaginal orgasm. Missionary her legs over your shoulder, with some you have to put a pillow, with others it's about a snake like s-shaped rhythmical motion, with some it's just a special angle, varies by woman but doesn't change with their menstrual cycle

5b) Cowgirl, you need to jackhammer them at a specific angle, no buddy boy they don't ride you, you fuck them you thrust upwards like a mad man on meth, you need strong legs and abs for this one preferable a light girl.

5c) doggie style, you need to penetrate at a specific angle, in this case it's about a big strong thrust than it would be of speed and rhythm, generally you have to aim upwards and it feels like the pussy lips are stuck on your dick and you are pulling on them when you are moving in and out

in all cases you must last at least 15 minutes with condom so better start edging 1hr per day to porn and do your kegels.

you know you've done a good job if she's sleepy, tired, can't stand on her legs because they feel like jello

and of course you can learn to vary up this shit with whatever you or she likes

Any couples or single ladies wanna play tonight?!? FaceTime or snapchat😍😍😍

Hit us up if interested

Time to get back in this gym💪🏾🏋🏿‍♂️

Looking for PNW ladies!! We are in 253!

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