Miketeaveegaming - Michael Teavee

I'm a better cook

Homemade dinner guaranteed to taste better than ya mama's cookin'!

Indian style chicken and vegetable tray bake; sweet potatoes, courgettes, peppers, onions, cauliflower and fennel to start, tossed in oil, cumin and turmeric. Chicken pieces marinated in garlic, ginger, garam masala, homemade smoked chilli sauce, and lime juice. Roasted for 45 minutes then added broccoli, chopped garlic and tomatoes. Finished off for another 15 minutes and then served with a few dollops of raita (yogurt, mint, cucumber and coriander). And to wash it down, Verdi Spumante white sparkling wine, imported from Italy.

Look at those beautiful, bright colors. Those crisp veggies. That succulent, tender chicken.

Who said I can't hold it down in the kitchen? No one? Oh, I thought so. Ha.

I like mcdonalds

What's your favorite McDonald's menu item and what's your favorite restaurant?

I don't eat McDonald's. The only thing I actually get from there are their caramel frappes & pancakes. Other than that, I don't buy their food as far as their burgers. My favorite restaurant is Cheesecake Factory or the Hard Rock Cafe. They're on the same level for me. 🙉

//The monkey emoji was an accident, but I'ma leave it.

Michael Myers 😄😄 🔪 🔪 😂 😏

Damn. This heat bro 🔥

I love your account so much! I’m being anon bc I’m shy, but your account is honestly my exact aesthetic and I’m here for it. Can you post the bonus track from Cannibals? I wonder why it was left off your album? Thank you (:

Thank you! Got you, darling! 💙🖤

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Winslow Sullivan - Headshot ft. Y$L Frenchie x IKillPpl (prod. Super Mario)

(Ignore the shitty visual quality, it's 12AM & I'm too tired to properly process it. EDIT: Nevermind, it auto adjusts.)

Drifloon Pokemon Hoodie made by MatchaNeko

Yeah that ^^

Can you post a throwback pleeeease? 😚😚😚

Of course!

Pokémon have gotten loose on Tumblr again!

This is what thyming messaged someone else and i received the screenshot, she literally admits she shouldn't have instigated and commented on someone's post (the girl she bullied first) but she wants everyone to believe she's a victim smh. I keep receipts ;)

The way she thinks & her idea of logic confuses me. "Let me get involved in drama without asking questions first, wrongly assume certain folks were bullying CA that weren't, talk shit on someone's post who wasn't bothering me personally & when I realize I'm in the wrong & people start clowning me for it I'll play victim, make everyone else seem like the bad guy & not tell my followers the truth". Lol. Even when she said she didn't understand why she was called out for this stuff several people said they were trying to reach out to her to explain & she ignored them cause she doesn't want to address her mistake, & now she's avoiding it hoping folks will leave her alone, I guess. Thyming's personality was always strange to me. She would come onto my blog & go through it reblogging my posts but I never followed her or reblogged anything of hers cause there was something I just didn't like about her, my vibes about people are never wrong. Now I know why I don't like her. She's petty & a coward. & from what I've heard & seen she posts all this stuff about being kind to others but she's discriminated against bloggers with different beliefs than her. I'm annoyed that this is the type of person who's rb'd some of my posts. Just blocked her, thanks for confirming what I pretty much already knew (bitch has like five other blogs I need to block, if someone could kindly list them I'd appreciate it cause I'm deadass not about to search for them. 🙄 Don't witch-hunt/bully).

Me after she's been exposed for bullying:

Meanwhile bloggers going to confront Thyming as we speak:

WHY DO YOU ALL LIKE HIM?

I wanna touch you in ways that are too inappropriate to say 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

I see...

And I'd prefer it if you kept your dirty fantasies and your sticky little fingers to yourself, 'kay?