Okay So We Gonna Try This Commission Thing ;w;

STARBUCKS SUX

This is why I don't go to Starbucks.

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He's not that nice you shouldn't stick around

That nickname makes my soul melt somehow.

So, I'm just gonna stick around then, ask you weird questions, leave to get some ice cream from time to time, and give you my unshared platonical love and adoration!

Terrific then! Do stick and around and pick my brain from time to time, I'm sure I'd enjoy it, or at the least, be thoroughly amused. I hope that ice cream you're occasionally buying is non-melting and Wonka brand, by the way. For the sake of my own pleasure I'll just assume it is! ☺️

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Mike. I went to his factory before? He's screwed up! Duh!

Don't trust Mr. Wonka, he isn't nice

And you are?

I don't like him

Can we see more wonka articles I love reading about your life!! :3

Of course you can! 😁 Here:

These are old, headlines for the opening of my factory to be precise! And if you can quite make out the Fortune magazine font it says, "The Most Successful Chocolatier in the World Opens the Gates of the Largest Chocolate Factory Ever Built".

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This is another article that goes along with the same date as the other. Grand opening of my factory, blah blah blah. Me cutting the ribbon. Fun stuff!

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And of course, this is an old one that I had posted once before in regards to a question about my awfully exaggerating 15-year disappearance:

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There are quite a few more good reads that I'm sure I could manage to dig up somewhere inside this factory. I'll post them sometime, eventually.

Wassup baby?

Life is miserable 🤍