❄️ꗥ～ꗥ❄️ 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 ❄️ ꗥ～ꗥ❄️

Yeah he's fat as fu-

Would you like to be friends? 😁😄😃

Ha ha...no.

Because you see, most people aren't going to put the same amount of effort in that I do...and that is the biggest form of rejection to me. The worst kind, actually. Friends let you down, or people you trust betray you and steal your secret chocolate recipes, why should I want them? Besides, The Buckets, Hatter and Edward are my dearest friends. I have no more tolerance for others. Maybe you should ask Edward, he told me that it gets lonely up in that stuffy castle sometimes, and unfortunately I can't visit often. He lives quite the distance and my factory is demanding.

McDonalds isn't bad you're just boujie! 😤

What's your favorite food at McDonald's?

I thought we've been over this? Aren't you the same girl who suggested I build a McDonald's in my factory? I don't think you understand how unhealthy their "food" is, and I use the term loosely because it isn't food fit for human consumption. It's 40% pink paste, 20% GMOs and 40% human DNA. And it makes you overweight.

Do I look like I eat McDonald's to you? That photo alone is giving me heartburn.

Yes you do

I love your little lisp;

Its so cute!

I do NOT have a lisp.

And good morning. ☺️

Beautiful girls are seldom happy, intelligent boys are seldom beautiful.

Do u think this is true?

That's a Chinese proverb, isn't it? I don't think beauty has much to do with intelligence. Beauty is subjective as well, so what would be considered beautiful, honestly? Are we talking about people who happen to fit society's vain standard of outer beauty? In that case, I've met beautiful girls who are happy & intelligent guys who are handsome. There are so many people in the world, happiness is more common than one would think. Even if that happiness is just coming home to a hot meal or achieving a small goal & being content with it. Happiness, sadness & intelligence don't have distinct appearances. Being beautiful &/or intelligent definitely doesn't mean life is harder or easier for you, either. So no, I definitely don't believe that's true, anon. I hope that whoever you are you're happy, though. 🧡

You're so conceited

HAVE A GOOD DAY! - Willy Wonka 🍫

Obviously you would need five because you need one more than the amount of rooms

Good morning, honeydews! Wake up, the sun is here to welcome you! ☺️

I wanna show you guys something cool going inside the factory today.

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Our new Smart Camera System:

A system that automatically locks down the entire factory, controls everything like thermostats, lights, door-locks, alarm arming, and more all in one app from the convenience of this very room. Our alarm system can do all of that and dispatch police, fire, and medical emergency!

LOW VOLTAGE PRE CONSTRUCTION WIRING -

Surround sound wiring and speakers, television cable, and security pre-wires are as well. Every camera you're seeing here is a little peek into what's going on in every single room. From Dessert Island to the Nut Sorting room. These tunnels lead to different cameras, there are a total of exactly 409 cameras.

And from there is the Input Output room. This is the core of the factory, the mitochondria, the power plant. It balances the amount of energy used throughout the factory into each room. Energy balance is based on a fundamental thermodynamic principle that energy cannot be destroyed, and can only be gained, lost, or stored by an organism. In this case, the factory. Input​ being amount of energy put into a system, and output​ refers to the amount of energy that comes out. A system or device may change the type of energy, but not the amount. For example, a light bulb's input energy is the form of electrical energy, and its output energy is in the form of light and heat. However, the total amount of useful energy output of an isolated system is never equal to the total energy input. Yeah. This is because some of the input energy will be lost as dispersed heat as it is processed. That being said, there will always be energy lost to the surroundings and energy lost due to friction. Which is why we have more than just one of these power plants.

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I'm so proud of the new upgrade, I just had to share it, ha. Beautiful, isn't it?

That's all for now. More to come soon!

Til then.

- Willy Wonka 🍫

Haha soooo funny

When Mike ran across your television room and knocked your oompa loompas over you should've took your cane across his forehead and knocked his ass out. Deadass

As hilarious as that sounds I think mumbler learned a bigger lesson after hopping into the machine, a probably permanent one he won't forget.

Pokemon Drawings made by Jon Turner