Mikus0na - Saoirse

my chemical romance is the funniest and weirdest band ever. They’re all fucking losers who would genuinely rather play dnd than hook up with groupies. The singer used to work at Cartoon Network. The bassist is on the fbi watchlist for crimes against disney. One guitarist is a guitar god but he also used to keep a little action figure of spiderman in his pocket all the time, the other is like a little lap dog of a man, but he’s also on the fbi watchlist for death threats against a us president. They refused to be on the twilight soundtrack, one of the most popular franchises at the time but then they preformed on yo gabba gabba and re-recorded one of their songs in simlish.

That post abt how tumblr wouldve gone nuts for morbius 10 years ago is sooo true like not only do they have the “””””sexy”””” matt smith shirtless dance for no reason but his character grows up with morbius as little sickly british waifs and theyre bestest friends forever but then morbius kills him because he also turns into an evil vampire and its sad because they were best friends :( (sorry for spoiling morbius) . Like do you realize how that wouldve DEVESTATED tumblr in 2012. We’re in a better timeline if only slightly

AHEEM AHEEM WHIMPER SAD PATHETIC BEAST.

Problematic Author: Thomas Jefferson

Work: The Declaration of Independence

Reason: “Met God She’s Black” t-shirt is fast fashion 

thank god anything at all useful is being torn down and made illegal so that the computer can just be a box you turn on to watch ads for fake phone games

"Making a better burger is literally so simple, I don't know why McDonald's doesn't do it this way. First we're going to begin by craft dry-aging this A5 wagyu beef with the sho-shu-ryuba technique that I learned at a restaurant you're only allowed to work at if your parents are bluelinked on wikipedia..."

minecraft is not about mining! it is not about diamonds! it is about. pretending to kiss your friends in the dirt house

I was tasked with a job