Marketing Guy: Hmmm Yeah We Need To Make Vodka Soda Branded As “gay Water.” Make Sure The Packaging

this is an artistic rendition of my irrational fear of a head that attacks only under the cover of the very loud toilet flush in the scary top floor bathroom at the hospital and how i exited the bathroom when i decided to flush and run as opposed to my normal method of flushing and putting my back to a wall

party like a severed head

look like a severed head

smoke like a severed head

fuck like a severed head

at the goth bbq eating corn on the macabre

It boggles my mind that somebody paid 44 billion dollars to become the permanent main character of twitter.  Say what you will but when William Randolph Hearst owned a newspaper you could not get away with calling him a little bitch in it.  You wanted to call William Randolph Hearst a little bitch you had to go to the trouble of making Citizen Kane.

“Thanks Hank you really taught me a lot about propane and propane accessories!”

"And I tell you hwat, young man. I don't think I know hwat a 'heart of the cards' is, but I know for certain you've got the heart of a Texan."

My dinnar 💪💯❗💥

no one gets u like I do babe

insane men covered in blood. you agree. reblog.