Mikus0na - Saoirse

“It's just a small handful of ibuprofen, and it will help the words fade away."

Someone help me finish this

I hooked up with Danny from Game Grumps on the floor of a bowling alley. It was disappointing.

when the necromancer expects you to be risen as soon as they cast the resurrection spell and doesn't even let you have half an hour for phone in grave

so proud that the country-formerly-known-as-turkey really went and dropped its deadname on the first day of pride month. forget being an ally bitch you're one of us

I don’t see astrology as pseudoscience purely because it usually doesn’t purport itself to be science. It’s a superstitious divinatory practice based on several ancient religions. Like, I don’t believe in astrology but I find people who are really really angry at it tend to be insufferable. People are entitled to their beliefs and forms of divination. The universe is so random that others attempts to find meaning and guidance within it. Maybe consulting your horoscope gives you advice that you can find meaning and direction in. I don’t know, I’m not you.

autistically scrolls through the notes of a silly post hoping someone made a comment that explains the joke to me