The New System Is Simple: You Have Light Coins, Which Can Only Be Redeemed At Virtuous Businesses, And

the art of. using periods incorrectly to fine tune line delivery

she's a hero. she should dump her west brit "friends" and become friends with me instead

People who call u without warning for non serious reasons are so scary like if you call me without texting me first im fully assuming you’re in a saw trap or something

The neurodivergent urge to do this

i finally got around to getting the firefox youtube dislikes extension and i think this enhances my experience immensely

no no No no no no no

you aren’t supposed to follow people you know irl on tumblr

hello skinny internet user. there is a bomb strapped to your chest. in front of you is fanart of a fat character. compliment them without using the words "soft", "huggable", or "cuddly". you have 30 minutes. if you fail to acknowledge fat people as actual human beings and not living teddy bears you will be blown up. the clock is ticking.

Fall Guys are like invasive among us! Right guys! Who's with me! Who's with me!

Fanfic authors when referring to eyes: it’s orbin’ time