Sam Said If I'm Going In The Cage You're Going In The Closet

Destiel long distance would never work because Cas would never answer his phone, and Dean has abandonment issues and a car

SUPERNATURAL 1.01

I couldn’t stop thinking about this masterpiece.

Just one day…?

I’d take a week.

Do I want to spend an entire day in this man's arms? Yes, yes I do

I need him to be real

Part 13 of "Back the Future" AU

Castiel thought he would be mourning the long hair. Or maybe breathing a sigh of relief to see a more familiar style

He didn't think his vessel would react so strongly to THIS

And you can't blame Dean for cutting it (obviously cutting it himself because barbers can't be trusted). He forgot how long he was gonna end up switched in time, and without his nice high-pressure shower, good conditioner, and blow-dryer, the hair was more of a hassle than anything else

This isn't the first time Dean's cut his hair short again, nor is it the first time he's had to deal with an overly flustered Cas (Though, in this case, he can't do what he wants to do with him)

He's just glad Cas didn't immediately poof off to Australia the second he came out of the bathroom

At least Dean didn't shave

Though, with how scratchy it's getting? He's debating it

He hopes he'll get home before it gets worse

Or before he considers marrying this Castiel too with just how darn cute he is

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Sam: There’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Bucky: Honestly, fuck you.

So we all know by now that Dean canonically makes Cas watch cowboy movies with him.

Now consider that because Dean is so out of touch with pop culture and stuff that one day they’re looking for a new movie together and they see Brokeback Mountain and Dean is like “oh yeah didn’t Claire compare our Halloween costumes last year to that movie? Maybe we should watch it”

So they watch it and they both just sort of like stiffen up in their chairs and death stare the tv. And then when the movies over they just sit in silence not looking at each other for like twenty minutes before they both get up to leave at the same time and bump into each other and they do that weird little dancy thing you do when you run into someone and then they each retreat into their rooms and don’t talk or make eye contact for the next three days

THE COMPLETE LACK OF ANY SEXUAL TENSION BETWEEN JIMMY NOVAK AND DEAN IS SO FUNNY