Fic Idea

Sam keeps making fun of Dean for using hookup apps cause he thinks his profile is cringe. Dean says it works and that it's hard to find people his age anyways

An argument happens and ends with Sam saying he could totally find Dean a date easy as pie

Cut to a week later, Sam sets Dean up on a blind date with someone at a restaurant that is too nice for Dean's liking. But he's here to prove Sam wrong.

Besides, Sam said he would pay for it, but that if things go well, Dean has to pay him back with interest

Only Dean's reception puts him at the wrong table with some dude in a trenchcoat. And now he's thinking this has all been one massive prank by his brother

Meanwhile, Castiel, after having a shitty week, decided to treat himself. The restaurant had a specially honey cake, and damn it, he deserved it

But before he can even order, some random guy sits at his table, asks Castiel if "Sammy" put him up to this, and is overall being a pain in the ass

Castiel is tired, Dean is frustrated, and Sam is back home, confident that Dean would like Cassie Robinson

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I love that cas’ autistic energy is so endearing to everyone. eileen loves him, mary called him one of her boys, sam is always grinning at him, meg was IN love with him, rowena calls him tweety-bird, bobby adopted him and treated him as a son immediately, claire loves him and created a weird father-daughter relationship with him (even though he is wearing her dead father’s body #ripjimmynovak), jody and charlie and kevin and jo and ellen all liked him. and obviously, most of all, dean, who met him once and decided he wanted him around forever.

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My elderly father started talking about how frustrating he finds “the pronouns thing” and I was like. Oh no. He had such a good stand on this, he’s been they/them-ing his cishet siblings for god’s sake! Is he regressing?? And he was talking about how difficult it is to remember, and how onerous it feels to expect strangers to keep track of it, and I’m like oh no oh no.

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“No. I don’t care, I don’t need to know, and I don’t want to remember it.”

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