venom 3 has the potential to do something sooooooooooooo iconic (bring andrew garfield back as canonically bisexual peter parker and have him date eddie brock). smeagol r u listening to me
he's got a sadness about him you only see in catholic stained glass windows
Can’t stop thinking about the Nelson & Murdock crew meeting broke, friendless, forgotten Peter Parker and immediately adopting this poor sad kid into their makeshift family
the thing about matt murdock is that he doesn’t even have superpowers that are all that useful for crime fighting. he’s a human lie detector and could probably sniff out a murderer based on one droplet of sweat left at the scene but does he have super healing? super strength? super speed? all no. babe could have been sherlock holmes on steroids & instead he’s going out with three broken ribs and a concussion to fight the irish mob, the yakuza, the hand clan, the russian mafia, wilson fisk, and every minor criminal that crosses his path with his fists and a billy club
This joke took me two whole weeks to finish, it was a struggle. Hope it was worth it lmao
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My favorite ultra-specific character type is "this fucked up little man clearly just needs a consensual BDSM relationship and some therapy and he'd be fine, but that is very much not what happens in this story."
marvel only let matt murdock have a two minute cameo in that movie because if he had been in the third act he and andrew's peter would have fallen in love
Welcome to WatchMojo, and today we're counting down our picks for Matt Murdock's Top 5 Best Thirst Trap Moments ✨
5. Intentionally zipping up the hoodie AFTER answering the door
4. Acting innocent and going "Wot??" when Elektra asks him to get undressed only for him to immediately do it with no hesitation 1 second after
3. Arm flexing in the middle of an argument cause he knows how effectively distracting it is
2. Church basement thirst traps (featuring multiple slutty walks to the camera while bathed in church light)
1. Posing like he wants to be drawn like one of the French girls
Luke: So, which one of you is the little spoon and the big spoon?
Frank: Neither.
Matt: We’re like chopsticks.
Danny: Aww that’s kinda cute, does that mean you guys nestle together perfectly or something?
Frank: Nope. It means if you take one of us away from each other, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing a bunch of shit.