Miles-below-the-surface - I Forgot How To Think Yall

Luke: So, which one of you is the little spoon and the big spoon?

Frank: Neither.

Matt: We’re like chopsticks.

Danny: Aww that’s kinda cute, does that mean you guys nestle together perfectly or something?

Frank: Nope. It means if you take one of us away from each other, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing a bunch of shit.

donkey saying “parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet” implies

the existence of a concept of a hell and damnation in the shrek universe;

the recognition that the earth is one of several spherical bodies which orbit the sun

ever think bout matty saying “I realize that if my life had turned out any differently, that I would never have become Daredevil. And although people have died on my watch, people who shouldn’t have, there are countless others that have lived.” and just cry 

No goblin/gremlincore blogger has all 3

Heterosexualality

Contentment with capitalism

Decent social skills

2020 does NOT pass the fucking vibe check what in the fuck is this

I'm thinking normal thoughts... yeah

Q&A panel (x)

besties @sunflowersandsapphires and @gracethyomen said i should post these bad bois so here we go : mads doodling the guys because my anxiety is spiking up as school starts again tomorrow

pardon my awful writing, but hopefully they look cute

may your soul be overgrown with moss. may your veins fill with rainwater and your lungs swell with flowers.