actually yes, sam wilson is perfect, he has done nothing wrong ever and he is always right.
my secret to being super cute is having abandonment issues
basically all “worm on a string” comparisons to actual animals pale in comparison to the fucking pipehorse
I mean we don't even need to think here
yes hes my comfort character, and yes he does beat the shit out of people. he multitasks idk
Welcome to WatchMojo, and today we're counting down our picks for Matt Murdock's Top 5 Best Thirst Trap Moments ✨
5. Intentionally zipping up the hoodie AFTER answering the door
4. Acting innocent and going "Wot??" when Elektra asks him to get undressed only for him to immediately do it with no hesitation 1 second after
3. Arm flexing in the middle of an argument cause he knows how effectively distracting it is
2. Church basement thirst traps (featuring multiple slutty walks to the camera while bathed in church light)
1. Posing like he wants to be drawn like one of the French girls
"i could fix him" please don't it took a lot of work to fuck him up this bad
i KNOW yhis is the most accurate one