Bucky Barnes, Through The Whole Damn Movie:

please do not ask me what my plans for the future are, im quite literally still not convinced that i am even a real person

person A: blind and has a service dog

person B: allergic to dogs

and they fall in love

I'd like to thank my older brother for introducing me to this magnificent ship. They give me brainrot.

I love pretending Frank is the unofficial fourth member of Nelson, Murdock and Page. Like he's just the big gruff guy who's sometimes at the office. He arrives randomly with information they might need for a case but also everyone's favourite subs from the local bodega. Matt and Frank beat the shit out of each other on some rooftop again but the next morning Frank is in the office fixing their AC. Foggy is losing his mind but at least Frank makes better coffee than Karen.

"they/them pussy" "they/them dick" "girl dick" "boy pussy"

guys can we people start referring to cis genitals/post op trans genitals like this too? how funny would it be to go "that girl pussy tho" "I love boy dick" or even

that she/her pussy

that he/him dick

is this funny or am I just being silly, wacky even

This is how season 2 went right

Love seeing little pawprints. So fucking magical. There was a little guy here.

marvel only let matt murdock have a two minute cameo in that movie because if he had been in the third act he and andrew's peter would have fallen in love