ok… imagine a moon knight and daredevil crossover where dd has no issues fighting the invisible jackals because the dude cant see shit anyway. moon knight is like “you can see them??” and matt, not wanting to reveal his blindness but having no idea theyre invisible, is just like “yeah i can see of course i can see”
moon knight then assumes dd is an avatar of an egyptian god. bc what else? so, naturally, moon knight asks “what god do you serve?”
“jesus”
“what??”
“im catholic?”
“what???”
They look like a married couple in therapy
soldier and devil, sitting in a tree, S-C-H-E-M-I-N-G
a gift from me 2 u ♡
Thunderbolts* (2025) + text posts
the fact that phones dont have little charm loops in them anymore only goes to show that humanity as we know it is on the decline
you know those tiktokers and vloggers who go around with mics on the street?
please do not ask me what my plans for the future are, im quite literally still not convinced that i am even a real person