Milfloveer - Saudade

That’s a married couple right there I don’t know what to tell you

Reader, seeing Lorraine successfully banishing an entity: Yeah, you better watch out! That's my girlfriend you fucker! *screams at the entity*

Lorraine, chuckling: I'm your wife.

Reader, smiles wildly: That's my wife! Even better!

what I want is somewhere on the spectrum between Chandler and Monica and Gomez and Morticia

5th episode??!! What a ROLLERCOASTER and too shooorrttt!!!

Spoilers ahead darlings ⚠️

Agathario still slaying tho, I'm living for it.

The whole flying in the broom and Rio laughing hysterically? She's just like me, my god, I'll be doing the same 🤠

What Agatha's mother said??? Girl leave Rio's and mine baby the fuck alone, she doesn't deserve it 🤺

Rio being all protective and caring with Agatha when the whole coven was against her?! Melted my heart and same Rio I'll be doing the same 💅🏻

Agatha confronting teen?? If I was teen I would have been on my knees barking.

And if he hurts any of my girls I'll be pissed (especially if it is Agatha, Rio or Lilia), I'll be hunting him down the road 🔪

RIP Alice 😔 (the song couldn't protect her from this)

okay so ep 5 debrief. (SPOILER ALERT!!)

ALICE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. LITERALLY WTF

Rio’s interaction w Agatha’s mother spoke VOLUMES. V O L U M E S . She KNOWS how Agatha’s mother treated her, she is NOT leaving her with that woman ever.

AGATHAS GLACE AT RIO AND THEN LOOKING AWAY WHILE THEY WERE ON THE BROOMS LORDDDDDD

Agatha and Rio awkwardly doing the broom trade thing was so funny.

TEEN BETRAYING THEM WAS CRAZY. INSANITY I FEAR. also where was Rio at the end?? Was she still with Alice’s body? Was she taking Alice’s body like?? Is the next ep gonna start w her finding teen but Agatha, Jen, and Lilia are gone???

THIS EPISODE CHANGED EVERYTHINGGGG.

Patti LuPone: *exists*

lesbians:

dating someone who naturally brings out your playfulness, makes you laugh, never stops flirting with you, and loves you a little extra on the days you don't feel loveable makes you feel so incredibly safe and secure which makes you fall even more in love

Agatha All Along

S1E7