i want cuddles not struggles
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i’m having a fucking identity crisis
don’t!!! fake!!!! your!!!! interests!!!! to!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!
The history of corporate propaganda.
'Nobody wants to work' fails to mention the poverty wages and horrible workplaces.
Reframe the narrative: Capitalists refuse to pay thriving wages.
absolutely magnificent
Is this a threat?
serious post. start combating any misinformation you find. monkeypox is not an sti. monkeypox spreads through *any form of contact*. it is not exclusive to gay people, and it is *not* gay people's fault. we can not let history repeat itself. don't let flashy headlines take the place of medical facts and information.
conservatives are already itching to start a witchhunt against LGBT people and monkeypox is something they are going to latch onto.
don't let them. don't let this turn into a repeat of the AIDS crisis.
very fucked up
Enough depressurized blobfish. I'm here to spread living blobfish propaganda.
Look at them. Gorgeous. Wonderful. Living comfortably at depths to over 1,200 meters in the ocean. Be nice to them.
Exciting news.
TARGETED ATTACKS DROPPED??
"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."
rereading my own writing is just a constant fluctuation between "damn, girl, you wrote this? (affectionate)" and "damn, girl, you wrote this? (derogatory)"
Even if you don’t think vaccines and autism are related … these are some staggering numbers!
I work at the radio and I have worked retail and I have worked food service.
The people who call in to the radio station are the dumbest people alive, holy shit.
Be honest, do you guys want the stories?
got asked “why are you open on Easter Sunday?” by a very angry woman at work today…my literal sister in christ it’s because you are also here
Thinking about how my mom tried to “seduce” my dad when they were in college together by sneaking oranges into his backpack, because she grew up food insecure and feeding someone/sharing food was a big deal with her upbringing with a lot of emotional meaning–
and meanwhile my poor dad is just convinced that he’s been haunted by some citrus poltergeist because why the fuck are there always oranges in his bag he swears he did not put there???
White vegan types who shit their pants and cry and throw up about a prey animal being killed for food/hide/etc and then love plastic and slave labor are maybe some of the stupidest bitches on earth sorry
And into the forest I go, to lose my mind and find my soul.
"ingredients you can pronounce!!!" actually i'm great at phonics and i love eating chemicals
This is your daily reminder to not be ashamed of making your life easy for yourself.
Cut your food into small pieces, make the font size 30 on your e book, use straws to drink, get a pen that’s comfortable to hold, take more naps, walk slowly, eat another cookie, buy velcro shoes, re-watch the part you couldn’t understand the first time, write things on your hands so you don’t forget it… whatever you want and/or need
Don’t let anyone tell you how you should be doing things. We don’t need to prove each other anything
Don't worry if your life is in chaos, you are like the universe itself and its law of entropy. もの久保 on Pivix
america got superheroes and japan got magical girls. i think america is the clear loser here
Batman, over the communicator: alpha team report in
Wonder Woman: I'm in position
Batman: good
Billy: I'm on my way to the central control room
Batman: ...what the hell are you doing?
Billy: I'm-
Batman: why aren't you powered up right now?
Billy: oh I'm in a vent
Batman: are you out of your mind? turn back into Shazam right now!
Billy: I can't, I'm literally in a vent
Batman: this is insanely dangerous, you cannot be wandering around active situations in your mortal body. get out of the damn vent
Billy: okay first of all I can't just get out of the vent till I find an exit
Billy: and also you realise your body's mortal too, right?
Batman: I'm
Batman: I'm wearing full kevlar body armour! you're running around in a hoodie, you're going to get yourself killed!!
Billy: I'm pretty sure I'm safe for now, I don't think there's anyone else in the base who could fit in this vent
Flash, who is not on the alpha team & was not previously involved in the conversation at all: this is just like in Among Us
Billy: omg you're right it totally is
Batman: Billy
Wonder Woman: what is Among Us
I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back
My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"
Got curious about if scallops have brains and
Pretty sure this article was written by a scallop 🤔
imagine hiring an assassin and they talk to you in a customer service voice
This is so funny what