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Making Worlds

To other DMs out there, how the hell do you actually pin down scales for worlds? Every time I try to put a distance on the map, it both makes everything feel too close to everything else, but also that there are, like, 2 points of interest on the whole map and the rest is blank graph paper.

not a dream

One of the most frequently asked questions I get is: "How do you dream so much?"

The answer is - I do not.

This is a dream submission blog where people submit their dreams to me and I publish them.

Rarely do I post my own dreams, because I do not dream that much.

Hope that clears it up!

Getting my bones emulsified sounds really nice right now

this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔

Make sure your players know how to properly hold a sword! I’d give extra points for the last one.

More brain dough content!

now: nuclear pasta!

I love the creativity of those silly scientists - Quantum foam [termed by John A. Wheeler some decades ago] was just the beginning! Now come all sorts of nuclear pasta - nuclear gnocchi, spaghetti, waffles, lasagna... etc... Who said physics is not [f/y]ummy? [funny and/or yummy]

College is hugging a hot, freshly printed worksheet to simulate human connection

Please, please do

Butch on the prowl: rolled-up sleeves, hands in pockets, scanning the room like a 1920s detective...

but actually just looking for a femme or butch.

I will find you🕵️‍♂️

by danielkordan

they need to invent getting your pussy ate for girls with dicks. please i’m desperate.