If The Original Godzilla Played Out The Same In The Modern Day I Think Instead Of Using An Oxygen Destroyer

Oh fuck I think I just hit your golden retriever boyfriend with my range rover

Liberals weep Donald J. Trump has feminized every straight white American cis male in one single move

Day 1 Trump blows up California I’ll put 5 bucks on it

Evidence of some sort of… creature…

Living in the American South has stuff happening to you like meeting a dude who would fail to get a GED calling you stupid for not being racist like him

a bottom-tier autistic experience is being told throughout your entire childhood that you are just an overthinker when it comes to social situations and later finding out that your friends did, in fact, hate being around you and tried to communicate that through weird little hints

Anon has learned how truly interact with the world

Promises made, promises kept

Looking great