I Saw An Otter Briefly Hop On Top Of A Babirusa At The Zoo And When The Stranger Standing Next To Me

Why you attracted to kermit??? Ms piggy was right there she's a way hotter muppet!!

I'm human bisexual but muppet gay

I’m a 10/10 in Hatfield at least

It’s feminist to kill people and wear their skin

Trump should assassinate the new pope and replace him

Can’t believe they started lacing weed with woke

External Revenue Service is definitely up there with injecting bleach and hosting an event next to a sex shop on accident

Btw being unmarketable is freedom, becoming what they hate most and reveling in it is genuinely an amazing feeling. Plus I get a huge power rush from how easy it is to enrage people about me being trans.

Love driving over to Amherst and smoking a ton of weed and then eating a ton of food at any of the 5 college’s student buffets (I’ve never been a student for a single day)

In a world of AI art, human art becomes more valuable and unique by the hour

Before I transitioned into a woman, now I’ll transition into the Shape in your dreams