Why You Attracted To Kermit??? Ms Piggy Was Right There She's A Way Hotter Muppet!!

The golden age of American Communism being tee’d up by Trump annihilating every anti-communist group in the CIA, the federal government can’t even investigate my butthole pics now lol

king rhubarb

He just finished parking his car

hitting the weed pen in the bathroom at all you can eat sushi and reemerging for round two like a bloodied but determined boxer in the ring

Disappointed the Ricky never had even like a little gay anything during the run of the Trailer Park Boys the character felt so obviously bisexual to me but that’s probably because he’s my favorite character so idk

Donald Trump should blow up Canada as a show of power

we are so fucked

Before I transitioned into a woman, now I’ll transition into the Shape in your dreams

A person or group of people can still be a product being sold to you and it isn’t any less sadge when you dedicate your life to like One Direction or something

Bro is uhhhhhh funny as hell

Best prepaid plans of mice and men

I think there aren’t many detailed cave paintings of people because if you didn’t know what a person looks like you probably have bigger problems going on than charcoal can help you with identifying

Applying for an X gender marker federal license in Massachusetts since they’re saying fuck Trump here wish me luck lol