Latest Posts by mincemeez - Page 4

Gonna merge my car into yours in the parking lot hope that’s okay

Took 3 months for him to start doing car commercials I’m predicting brand logos on the next Air Force One like a Formula 1 race car

They should blow up the US

Love to be transgender and to kill the sanctity of American culture (I also love committing crimes since it’s easy and fun)

You don’t understand babe it’s part of my traditional alpha lifestyle to get a footjob once a week it’s how we keep our testosterone levels up babe

Practicing my tailgating in VR games

There’s a band called Korn? You’re telling me a shrimp wrote this music?

Most interesting thing that’s happened in my part of Western Mass was I saw a bear in public and went back inside and didn’t report it at all. I was on the clock and didn’t want that to eat into my lunch break.

If someone calls me AMAB I’m gonna kill myself in front of them and make them watch

Bringing this back

Getting “the surgery” soon… (penis enlargement)

controversial opinion but unfortunately you are your actions and what you say. if you are mean to people, it doesn’t matter if you sometimes have secret kind thoughts. fortunately you are your actions and what you say. if you are kind in your actions and your words, it doesn’t matter if you sometimes have mean thoughts. the power is in working against inner negative thoughts and being a better person despite it. you have the ability to cultivate the person you want to be.

The Walmart receipt checker looking at me in disgust after they open the trash can I’m buying and it has like 100 Blu-ray dvds from the bargain bin in it

Looking up “fucked up weird porn” on google

Tumblr staff are rat bastards teehee

Gonna genetically modify my blood to be banana flavored and see where that gets me

Trans people will text someone an hour before transitioning

I drink raw milk FOR the poop

I can’t wait for them to release the gay vaccine that makes you straight

MASSACHUSETTS!!!!!!!

I live there, there’s queer people and I guess some of the other kind

Considering people I meet trans until it’s proven to me they’re not and seeing how that affects my mental health

It’s morally correct to be mean to people who have bad opinions

Every time I see a Dunkin’ my soul energy decreases

bug girls ftw

My biggest haters still blow ropes to me

The Pope starting to die pretty much immediately after Trump was elected feels thematically appropriate

Fascist do be blaming the weaker state for having the gall to be attacked by a stronger state

American reactionaries, no matter their race or class, are largely not just one conversation away from socialism. They're reactionaries because they like it. They like to dominate and to submit. They like to see other people suffer, and will put up with a great deal of suffering to know that there are people beneath them

I’m target training myself using a body pillow featuring a living human person, watch out

Still can’t believe US Conservatives still think Europe is real