The Computer System Ate Our IT Guy. Can't Have Shit In London.

You're interviewing as a software engineer and you sit down to begin a coding exercise via remote video chat. Your interviewer joins a minute late. You exchange light pleasantries, then intros. They ask you a few questions relevant to your experience and you answer them satisfactorily.

The interviewer says, "Right, lets move on to the coding exercise," and directs you to a collaborative coding website. You select your language of choice and they begin to describe your problem.

"You have an array of souls recently liberated from their mortal shell, represented by this array of signed floats called "theDead". You must design a function that determines which souls go to heaven and which souls go to hell,"

"Heaven and hell are empty. The cumulative value of all the souls in heaven and hell must both be nonzero, and exactly equal to each other. You may leave any number of souls in purgatory,"

"Your function must return a bool indicating whether the balance of heaven and hell can be met given the array of souls. The count of souls will be 0 < n < 1,000,000. Do you have any questions before you begin?"

i am so sick rn but the leaf site got hacked and its shit got leaked. i fear i must get up just to see the uncommented 10k lines of code. what the fuck were you all doing. is this normal in php

how did the janitors live like this

were they operating this by sacrificing virgin lines of code to the maw of source files

it takes like 69 crashouts to get jTabbedPane1 to show up and the bitch crumples if you look at the line of code for too long

i fucking hate writing java dude what do you mean list.stream().forEach(list2::add)??!

syntax written by clowns

This is as unhinged as this laptop soon will be

Coding/Website Themed Web Graphics!

I've made a bunch of these, so I thought I'd share :3

I wanna make more stuff, but I gotta figure out what 😞💔

f2u, no credit needed :D

made on a whim so i dont flood main w my projects and rambles. if u know me. hi

coding got me saying shit like “target the child” “assign its class” “override its inheritance” like the third wife of a dying oil baron discovering his of-age son born out of wedlock