saltburn is about a gay little freak fumbling a boy bad bitch so hard he decides to kill him and his entire family about it. and then he's like no yea I wasn't IN love with him or anything I just wanted to get their estate. drinking his cum and fucking his grave were necessary to the plan ok.
Now let me jump on each of their laps
literally my man
even his mugshot is lethal
sorry I didn't mean to start tearing up as soon as I start trying to talk about my feelings, my bad
well the iron claw was devastating
OH MY GODDDDD
S03E04 CHECKMATE
put this p*ssy right in your face
swipe your nose like a credit card
(sorry not sorry, im just feral for season 3 javi in tac vest
BONUS
i want him to MANHANDLE me like so:
at first i was like mm carmen / jeremy / lip as a joke...
but guys i don't think i'm joking anymore..
That little white dude was like runny eggs give me an upset tummy and proceeded to consume the body fluids of 3 ppl on that table
“hey what’s the vibe for the fall?” great question!!
it’s actually this image for the 18th year in a row
i know i’m not god’s favorite cause if i was he’d let me be the one to kiss all over jon bernthal’s face