mispronounced-minecraft-block
Background image is my lovely boy Spitty (may he be forever memorialized on my page. Rest in peace baby boy <3)Dennis He/Himtheres so much fucking autism here enjoy
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Not with that attitude *reblogs*
tumblr stop recommending me unrebloggable posts. Do you know how sad I got cuz I realized I couldn't reblog this
invader fallz crew try to play games together
a trio with so much untapped shenanigan potential..... it means a lot to me
Reblogging reblogging reblogging reblogging reblogging
Mom sent me a facebook link to a PBS news hour post about how the anti-lawn movement is growing. The vast majority of the comments on it were stuff like this:
Most people are on our side here, even the so-called "boomers." We just have to be spreading ecological knowledge and practical means of creating useful habitat in back yards! Educate! Protect! Resist!
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TAZ Balance Dashboard Simulator
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happy rise and grind reclaimers wednesday monday
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its literally friday ?
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HAPPY RISE AND GRIND RECLAIMERS WEDNESDAY MONDAY FRIDAY
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#the additions are KILLING ME #laugh rule #tumblr days of the week #scheduled
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#bureau business #inoculated #txt
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give me that username lup. stop impersonating me
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CALLOUT FOR GARFIELD THE DEALS WARLOCK
so im not trying to start anything, but it has to be said. garfield has been collecting blood from various people and using it for nefarious purposes, as well as just kind of being a dick.
receipts under the readmore vv
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#callout #gore tw #lilian don’t look
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Life is meaningless and nothing matters. Everything sucks and we should all just give in. Submit to the Hunger.
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this is exactly what ligma was saying a few years ago
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What is Ligma? Some minor god you think will save you when your plane is consumed?
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LIGMA BALLS OHHHHHHHH
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ohmygod you killed him
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A picture of the moon I took with my new camera! If you look really closely, you can see the B.O.B. on the left side.
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You can't do that here
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hey guys! it's me, merle hightower highchurch. just wanted to come on here and say that i'm a total loser and lup is the coolest bitch alive
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STOP
#this is elder abuse
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#my coworkers are driving me CRAZY rn #what do you mean it was 'just a little bit' of necromancy #WE ARE LITERALLY REAPERS LIKE HELLO #and now rq will be pissed at me. great #vent #do not rb
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i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up i fu
#ohhhhh my god accidentally posted on the wrong blog #i didn't realize until BOTH of my coworkers had seen it fuck me #i am dating one of their brothers as well so #dreading our next work meeting and my date plans tonight
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i need to pick up taako by the scruff of his neck and shake him around
i am in love with the idea of drawing badass DnD characters in cool poses with banners featuring the most absurd shit they’ve said? so here’s my first swing at that - Magnus, Taako, and Merle from The Adventure Zone with my favourite quotes of theirs! these boys are a goldmine of ridiculous phrases
happy pride
Idea: sew some cute little moths with scrap fabrics and sew them on holes you have on your clothes so you can keep wearing them :)
LOOK AT THESE FUCKING MOTHS! (And Butterfly)
I am in love! If i had an embroidery machine and money to buy the fabric to make them, 100% impulse craft.
https://v.etsystatic.com/video/upload/ac_none,du_15,q_auto:good/MothPattern_jy14rp.mp4
and just look at those wings!
just look at them! look at the difference in moths! I want them all I wanna smooch them! I wanna hold them!
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PDF pattern + instructions - Sleepy Kitty Cat - DIY by Piquipauparro
The Parasite Playhaus team is happy to share the
Official Isop0dyssey Isopod Plushie Sewing Pattern
Have you ever wanted to have your very own isopod plushie but the ones available on the internet are so so expensive?
Well now you can make your own. With this free pdf template, all you really need is patience, determination, creativity, and a sewing kit.
>>> download link <<<
Good luck!
The template is plushified from the in-game isopod 3d model made by fellow Parasite Playhaus artist. It is enrichment for the isopods.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS
and remember to wishlist Isop0dyssey on Steam if you haven't done that yet! Join us at the fishracing tracks and earn billions in the trash factory! Live in the beautiful town of the Abyss and never look up!
Here's another cool idea. Card holders, for seniors and kids. And I found a Pattern Great use of Scrap Fabrics!! https://www.madeformermaids.com/playingcardholdertutorial/
Threads & Snips Mini Bucket pdf Pattern by ArabesqueScissors
A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?” The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.” The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The monks accept him, feed him, even fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier. The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.” The man says, “All right, all right. I’m *dying* to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?” The monks reply, “You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.” The man sets about his task. Forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, “I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.” The monks reply, “Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound.” The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, “The sound is right behind that door.” The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, “Real funny. May I have the key?” The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man demands the key to the stone door. The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst. Finally, the monks say, “This is the last key to the last door.” The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound. But I can’t tell you what it is because you’re not a monk
Bird found: Willow Ptarmigan, or Willow Grouse (Lagopus lagopus)
buk buk buk. bukow. bukow. werugh.
buk buk buk
bukow. bukow
werugh.
Penny and her eeveelutions
credit: mikripkm on X
Dont know the species, theyre building a mud nest on my grandma’s security porch cam
im gods weakest faggot
"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.
"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"
"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."
"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."
"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.
"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."
"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."
"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.
"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.
"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."
"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."
"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."
Gimli making sure the hobbits are always warm, grumbling about their “ridiculous lack of insulation” while secretly tucking extra blankets around them at night.
Gimli telling Legolas stories of Erebor, watching with satisfaction as the elf actually listens with genuine interest.
Gimli subtly keeping an eye on Boromir, recognizing the weight of duty in his stance and understanding it more than he lets on.
Gimli showing Pippin how to properly hold an axe, despite muttering that it’s “too big for a hobbit” (but still making sure it fits him well).
Gimli standing guard with Aragorn, sharing quiet words about fallen kin, kings, and the legacies they carry.
Gimli speaking gently to Frodo when he sees the exhaustion in his eyes, reminding him that even the strongest stone needs rest.
Gimli taking the time to properly sharpen everyone’s weapons, because “if we’re fighting for our lives, we may as well do it properly.”
Gimli proving, time and time again, that he is more than just a warrior—he is a friend, a shield, and a heart as unyielding as the mountains he calls home.
If i had a nickel for every time my right pointer finger got deepthroated down to the second joint by a chicken id have two nickels which isnt a lot but its weird that it happened twice
modern-day changeling tales
Drew some art of my friend @jamesbeck-universe’s ponysona! :D
Grunkle Stan FANARTS BOMB, these ones I’m quite proud
"Dark Tactics" Audio from the Syd and Olivia Podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvUF-aygQQU&t=2529s
wherein Bill explains his methods
My first fan animatic in years and years... im so happy about it.
Reblogging for the horrible bill redesign because what the hell is that thing xD
Stupid Gravity falls doodle dump
And this horrible Bill redesign I saw in a dream
HA
Baby stans feat the sibling brothers