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possessed, pt.1

‼️ASTP‼️

Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency Valentines!

(last one inspired by @snoji ’s post which I can’t link because issues)

Have any catchphrase/pick up line suggestion? Message me, or ask ‘cause that ask box open. I’d be making tons of these if I had ideas.

More valentines coming soon!

i had a vision

Waiting for JO to post on social media like

cc: daniel novakovič, 2023

15TH OF NOVEMBER!!!

*a few weeks before the Snow Ball*

Hopper: Okay Jim, your daughter is going to her first dance, which is also her first date. You can do this.

*few days later*

Jane: Dad...I think you're applying too much eye shadow-

Hopper: JOYCE SAID THIS IS THE NORMAL AMOUNT!

Jane: Maybe for a clown...or a ninja.

*time skip*

Hopper: I swear to god, I can't tell these dresses apart. Why can't she just go in a tux, guys don't give a shit about what tux they wear. Um...let's start with the bluish-green looking one.

Employee: You mean the dark cyan one?

Hopper: Uh...sure. Let's go with that.

*time skip*

Jane: Ow! Gentler please!

Hopper: Jane, I used to cut hair in the army! I know what I'm doing with your hair and it's GONNA LOOK SUPER CUTE AND SHIT.

Jane: I'm not joining the army, I'm just dancing with Mike!

*time skip to the Snow Ball*

Joyce: So...how was getting Jane ready for the Snow Ball?

Hopper: Pffft...easy. Told you, I'm the best dad in the world.

on vacation