Tracklist For Souvenir Pop

*a few weeks before the Snow Ball*

Hopper: Okay Jim, your daughter is going to her first dance, which is also her first date. You can do this.

*few days later*

Jane: Dad...I think you're applying too much eye shadow-

Hopper: JOYCE SAID THIS IS THE NORMAL AMOUNT!

Jane: Maybe for a clown...or a ninja.

*time skip*

Hopper: I swear to god, I can't tell these dresses apart. Why can't she just go in a tux, guys don't give a shit about what tux they wear. Um...let's start with the bluish-green looking one.

Employee: You mean the dark cyan one?

Hopper: Uh...sure. Let's go with that.

*time skip*

Jane: Ow! Gentler please!

Hopper: Jane, I used to cut hair in the army! I know what I'm doing with your hair and it's GONNA LOOK SUPER CUTE AND SHIT.

Jane: I'm not joining the army, I'm just dancing with Mike!

*time skip to the Snow Ball*

Joyce: So...how was getting Jane ready for the Snow Ball?

Hopper: Pffft...easy. Told you, I'm the best dad in the world.

me for the past two hours

📸: Primož Lukežič

They’re back!!

Because 5sos says that they’re coming back next year...

And because I miss them a lot, I’ve compiled a list of my favorite old moments/inside jokes. Feel free to reblog and add your own if I missed your favorite!

- “It’s a chocolate milk party, it’s a chocolate milk party!”

- “I do what I want, I’m punk rock.” “No, you’re not.”

- “IT’S A COW LUKE.”

-”Go left down the cliff, and then just tumble for a while.”

- “Can the two huge assholes get out of the playground?”

- “I WANNA BE IN THE TRIBE”

- “I’M NOT ASIAN.”

- “Oh my god, pUuUuUberty!”

- “Your hair is unquiffable,”

- “I really want to have sex with Michael Clifford.”

- “IS IT HI OR HEY?”

- “Days like this I can’t believe, we’re all piles of cheese.”

- “I’m DJ MC, here we go!”

- “Tadpoles are baby turtles.”

- “Hey, this is Michael and this is L–I’m Michael and this is Luke.”

- “This is why people call you asian.”

- “Yeah, it’s Jack Barakat. He wants his hair back.”

- “I can see your nipple.”

- “You’re a Don’t Stop.”

- “Michael, you are yelLING.”

So, there you have it! I definitely could add more but this post is already way too long. I just really love and miss 5sos a lot. ((There’s so many great moments so I’m really hoping people add some of their favs to this.))

hello how am i still alive🫠

I have some story for you. Why I love UK people. I visit in holiday for one week with Bojan. We visit one bar and there’s one guy maybe 10-years-old or something. And he’s singing there, he’s from the UK. He sing, very good you know, good voice. Then he coming and the Bojan come: ”hey you are a very good singer, you are a Superstar!” Then his father see us, the big man: ”yo what the fuck??” He coming like that, and Bojan: ”hey I try to explain that your son very good singer”. And the father: *british accent by Käärijä* HE’S A FUCKING FIGHTER 🥊🤺🥋 HE’S A FUCKING BOXING 🤛🏻😡💢🗯️” And the boy, then really the boy starts: ”🤺🤼‍♂️🥊💢🥋🤛🏻”. And Bojan and me just: 👁️👄👁️ What the fuck 😳. No singer, only boxing 🤷🏻‍♂️

If I remember correctly, Joker Out said that Šta bih ja will be released in June. So I have a feeling that in the coming week they will start talking about it

Jan and Nace drive half of the fandom crazy for the third day in a row