A 0.0% Chance

What if Shihai has a hard time talking to girls because they bullied him a lot at school? Thinking he’s “weird” or “creepy,” resulting in him just naturally being nervous around them? 

 Mushrooms grow best in the shadows, so Komori willingly approached him to inform him this and hope to befriend him.

No girl had been so nice to him, and he’s grateful for her doing that. So it was no wonder why he fell for her.

Be right back, I’m gonna go cry over this-

Do you ever think about Fyodor sneaking in Russian wine (illegal contraband but he's a terrorist; what's surprising) and getting drunk on it in front of Nikolai. His accent comes out when he drunkenly talks about world domination and Nik forever makes fun of him for it. He likes it and contemplates telling him, but he's a jester. Fyodor would probably think he's having a laugh.

Then, Fyodor calls him 'Nik'. Like he was an old friend. Something intimate and forlorn- something Nikolai himself didn't even know he felt.

Once Fyodor sobers up, and he realises what he'd done, he just agrees to never speak of it again.

Nik doesn't tell him it stings.

When the group gets together 😅

Kuroiro’s way of flirting is just by being mischievous, like he’ll just pop out of shadows just to spook you or poke you and then he’ll just giggle and disappear back into the shadows

I’m gonna use Kuroiro x Tokoyami because that’s my biggest ship but y’all can imagine whoever you want with him lmao

Imagine Tokoyami just walking down the hall or something and Kuroiro just pops out of the shadows, pokes him on the beak, giggles and then disappears back into the shadows

Or like, Kuroiro will just pop out of the shadows to spook Tokoyami or give him a gentle shove, giggle and then disappear again

Yes, Kuroiro always giggles after doing something and yes, I think that’s cute - he probably thinks he’s being so obvious and that Tokoyami knows that he likes him and he’s flirting, when in reality, Tokoyami was probably like “Does he not like me? :((“

Also imagine this- Kuroiro popping out of the shadows to just give Toko a little kiss on the beak or head and then disappear again

Preparing for trouble ✨

bsd 99 meme bcs tecchou in this chapter </3

alternatively:

minor out of context Chapter 3B spoilers

he’s a little shy