Sigh…. I Just Feel Like Present Mic And Twice Would Have Vibed.

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I forgot to feed the children-

How did Aya outsmart Fukuchi? A (couple) possible answers

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Manga spoilers for bsd ch93

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The reason why this question comes up is because Fukuchi is built up very heavily, as an incredible fighter and as a big boy villain. In comparison, Aya is a self described incredibly average girl with no special traits. So the question goes, how did Aya outsmart Fukuchi?

1. Fukuchi isn’t actually built up to be smart. Fukuchi is strong as hell, he is the perfect soldier, he can take down armies, he is Fukuzawa’s equal or greater. But he has never won because he was particularly clever. He wins because he has the overpowered weapons, the element of surprise, and a very good ability (+hunting dogs surgeries). This is not to undermine his overwhelming combat prowess but he is just a little stupid! Do not be fooled by his confusing time shenanigans! This man is more himbo than you think.

You can skip to the next reason but I don’t want to sound like I’m making unbased claims so here is why I think he’s (as stated) a little stoop:

In his first ‘battle’ we see he almost frees his own prisoner, his second battle he wins because of time shenanigans (where at the end he is outsmarted, if by chance), he mistakes a tracking device for a flash drive, he didn’t foresee being found out by Ranpo despite knowing the ADA, he is bested by his own subordinate in battle and again only wins because of time shenanigans, this is a small one but he literally monologues his plan! Bitch what if that tracking device was also a recorder!! Old man doesn’t understand technology. His own subordinate who he expected to betray him gets a hit on his neck, and even after beating said subordinate he didn’t even know then that there was anyone else was in the room, and etc.

2. The encounter of outsmarting was very short, probably under a minute in between Fukuchi finding out someone was in the room, and Fukuchi being called away. I have no doubt that if there were any more time Aya would be dead, but great luck was on her side, very simply.

3. If during his whole fight with Jouno he didn’t realize Aya was there, then him not realizing Aya was in the coffin isn’t that unlikely. Especially since the sound of breathing and rustling would just sound like Bram. Even with the heightened hunting dog senses he isn’t Jouno, he can’t parse different heartbeats.

4. This ties into the first, but he is used to high combat situations. He is not used to these types of encounters (he has subordinates for the grunt work of killing witnesses) so non-head on fights would catch him by surprise. Aya’s moves are so simple that that is what claims her victory in the end.

All of these are theoretical but I find Fukuchi’s constant running into small evil plan inconveniences situation to be hilarious, which is beautiful because it’s even more surprising then that he’s actually the closest to taking over the world and doing the most damage any character ever has. Fukuchi as a villain is Fyodors opposite, where Fyodor has the all encompassing vibe of having everything planned out, Fukuchi has small issues constantly stopping him. While Fyodor commands total respect from his subordinates, 3/4 of Fukuchi’s have gone against his plan in some way (two directly betraying him). Where Fyodor killed nobody noteworthy, Fukuchi has killed 3 well established strong characters. Fukuchi being bested by a 10 year old is the biggest highlight of their differences: where Fyodor’s plans are a graceful sword slash, Fukuchi’s plans are a bashing mallet.

grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

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I have a feeling someone did this already but anyway AHHA

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Semi regular reminder that

James Bond is trans.

The main characters are all patriots. Not nationalists. Not loyalists. Patriots. They put the people before the nation or the government.

Sherlock has explicitly said he is not into women.

Mary is insanely perceptive and great at deduction and reasoning to the point she impressed Sherlock.

John Watson is a ladies man but simps like a mfer for Mary.

All three Moriarty brothers are deeply disturbed individuals with Louis being the most stable yet second most ruthless.

Albert shows signs of deep depression and OCPD.

Moran and Moneypenny are incredible and dynamic characters.

Sherlock and William are massive simps for each other.

While there aren't many women in the series owing to the lack of women in the original medium, the women that ARE in the story are all badasses.

The treatment of material in the story, particularly given the era it is set is, is very progressive. From the way mental health is handled (without demonizing the person but by getting them to work on themselves) to Sherlock growing to actually respect women through Irene and getting Moran to accept Bond into the team as well as see him as a man. Yes, people would not have been this progressive at the time but team Moriarty are literally a group of social misfits and outcasts fighting against an oppressive, discriminatory system and are all about found family. That's very lgbtq+ of them.

Edit- discreetly adding an edit here to let you know this is about yuumori, I'm so sorry for all the confusion.

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todoroki siblings + different stages in life 

Rantaro: i love the term gender envy. i wanna unlock the other seven deadly gender sins. show me gender greed. i'm like a gender dragon.

Byakuya {gender pride}: f×ck yeah, i'm trans. that's cool as h×ll.

Gundham {gender wrath}: either you give me gender neutral bathrooms or i give you a lobotomy

Kokichi {gender envy}: i like your vibes in the gender sense. give them to me.

Shuuichi {gender greed}: i have seventy-two genders and use thirteen sets of pronouns due to i want to.

Himiko {gender sloth}: gender? oh, i gave up on that years ago. too much effort.

Twogami {gender gluttony}: i am a different gender every day. i go through them like coffee filters. f×ck you.

Miu: my gender is that i'm sexy