Sorry For Not Replying, I Am Unbearably Nervous At All Times

no i don't want you to redirect me to your app i want to look at recipe

"fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future "it is what it is" is for stress about the past and "this too shall pass" is for stress about the present thank you for coming to my TED talk

new spell: *beats the shit out of you with my staff*

they don't make staying up until 3am fun and exciting like they used to

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Bruce: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.

Jason: Mine just says "Jason no."

Bruce: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

Sorry to post about my thoughts and feelings again, but I have been yearning for the little things in life and would love nothing more than to take someone to brunch at a rooftop restaurant by the sea.