Hey Did Y'all Watch That Mcelroys Go Hiking Video. Good Shit

Maybe if I was prettier. Or maybe if I was more horrifying actually

they were right btw. you have to dig yourself out of your grave over and over again

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

I think one day *I* want to embody the adoptive motherly spirit of the capybara

Blind people must save a lot on electricity.

get out of the summoning circle you stupid little fruit

"Daily kisses are in order, what is that? Coffee? You have to kiss me, what is that? A smile? You got it, kisses.. oh, do you want to cuddle?? That'll be 2 kisses.. did you wake up? I want a kiss, are you catching on? I think it's a great couples game.."

I would lose my mind in such a good way if you kissed me right now - eUë